Welcome to Mohr Sports, this is going to be a wicked pissah show and you will soon find out why, but first...
Congratulations to Serena Williams who beat her older sister Venus to win the women's title at Wimbledon. It's a beautiful day indeed when you say you want the tall, hot, black woman to win at Wimbledon and your friend asks you "which one?" Serena and Venus are ranked numbers one and two in the world...And in my Penthouse fantasy league? Serena did win and look what she won...
Look at those fly ass rims Serena is holding. What are those, 10's? I heard they came in 22's too. Steady rolling. Straight outta Compton.
Bill Clintoon arrived late at Wimbledon. Here's a picture.
Did you see the video? I hope it was cold out. Oh, that crazy Benny Hill.
Martina Navritalova said she will be back to play doubles tennis. She said she'll continue to play as long as her desire is there, she stays healthy and her prostate doesn't enlarge.
Lenny Kravitz's drummer was at Wimbledon too.
Look at Orecene William's. She looks like Florida Evans at a go-go party.
John Henry Williams, the son of Ted Williams has reportedly had his father's body cryogenically frozen. In life Ted batted over 400 and never went cold. What are we making Tedsickles now? I have an idea, John Henry, why don't we bring Ted back to life so he can kick your ass.
The who's on steroids Home Run Challenge was held last night in Milwaukee. Barry Bonds made a disappointing early exit by only hitting two home runs. Of course he was disappointing, fans were involved.
Sammy Sosa lost to Jason Giambi. Sammy took it well, afterwards he fired his pharmacist then went back to the locker room and popped the zits on his back.
Tony Gonzales, the Kansas City Chiefs, is in the middle of a nasty contract dispute is taking his mind off of it by trying out for the Miami Heat. Heat coach Pat Riley said he was one of the best players on the floor.
Ahh Pat, he charmed you with those dreamy eyes. Tony did play basketball in college but so did Ed O'Bannon.
Former NBA Player and virgin A.C. Green got married and consummated the marriage, after, he stated "It was worth the wait." Oh, so now he's an authority. Dude, you wait forty years, you could slam your unit in a car door and you'd think it was good.
In Florida a goat named "Little Dale", born with Dale Earnhardt's number 3, has NASCAR fans flocking to take pictures. And who wouldn't? Look at him. He's the ultimate redneck girlfriend. You would be the king of the trailer park if you had that thing. "This is my goat...The intimidator"...The number 3 isn't all that he's got...Look, he's got Rasheed Wallace's spot on his head too.
He's a two sport goat.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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