Welcome to Mohr Sports! We have a great show for you tonight. In just a few moments, Wesley Snipes will be here! And a little later on, he's the hottest thing in Hip Hop, Nelly!
But first, our congratulations to John Stockton who announced last week he would return to the Utah Jazz for his 19th Season. And why wouldn't he? He's finally eligible for pre-boarding on all team flights and he just signed an endorsement deal for his own line of walkers. Use the walkers lose the dolphin shorts.
In crime news, the Pink Barbie Style Formula car driven by Ashley Taws was stolen outside a Motel Six while the team slept last week.
Hey they should have read the sign in the lot.
But still, who could have possibly done such a thing?
Cowboys defensive end Peppi Zellner could be out for the rest of training camp with a strained groin. He was competing for a starting spot with Ebenezer Ekuban.
Ebenezer Ekuban? Since when did the Amish start playing football?
Arkansas running back Cedric Cobb was sentenced to 20 hours of community service and fined $700 for possession of marijuana. When asked how he felt about his sentence, Cobb just stared at his hand and laughed.
The Philadelphia 76er's traded center Dikembe Mutombo to the Nets for Keith Van Horn and Todd MacCulloch. Wow did that team get uglier. I know what you're saying, which one? Both. The sixers got the Alien and Frankenstein and the Nets got the ugliest NBA player since Patrick Ewing. Mutumbo's face could hold a five day rain. It's nice to have Chewbacca down low.
Sarah Fisher became the first woman in IRL history to win the pole for last weekend's Indy race. After it was announced, all the other drivers congratulated Fisher by patting her on the ass and sayin "Nice job"...Twice.
The Cleveland Indians single A team, the Mahoning Valley Scrappers...that rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? "Give me an "M"..., will be having Jim Trafcant night. Every fan wearing a hairpiece or who is son of a trucker gets in free. If you are the son of a trucker wearing a hairpiece, you get to play third.
Here's some shocking news, Tonya Harding is going back to jail for drinking alcohol while on probation. Hey Tonya, look on the bright side, you get to live in a place that isn't on wheels. In order to make Tonya feel at home, the prison will serve her meals on hubcaps and the television will only show reruns of Hee-Haw and Texas Justice. The jail time will give Tonya a chance to dry out, confront her problems and see the rest of her family.
Baseball owners are projecting net losses of over $450 million this year. Professional baseball is giving me a headache. Here's what we need to do as a society...Next Year, every time you are about to spend $200 to go to a pro ballgame, head to a local field and watch little league instead. You'll see someone throw a ball, someone hit a ball and someone catch a ball. You'll see players happy to play. Hell, you might even meet a single mom and they put out. All for free.
Former middleweight champ, Michael Nunn was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly buying $24,000 worth of cocaine from an undercover FBI agent. In Michael's defense, he claims it wasn't him, it was Venus Williams.
John Rocker has apologized for anti-gay comments he made at a restaurant while dining with his girlfriend. This is just amazing...John Rocker has a girlfriend? I guess someone was just released from the women's prison. Who was she dating before? O.J.?
Rocker called a male couple "fruitcakes" then he left. Hey, at least his lingo is in touch with the kids.
Richard Garcia, the man who waited on Rocker said, "That's nothing someone should hear from somebody who's supposed to be a role model." What role model? Dude, it's John Rocker.
The restaurant in question was located in a predominantly gay neighborhood. I have one question for you, John...Come here often? Like no one is going to recognize John Rocker in a predominantly gay neighborhood. They know Rocker like the Coyote knows the Road Runner. In Gay neighborhoods, he's on the back of milk cartons. As soon as that Sports Illustrated article came out, Rocker's picture was circulated more than a one hitter on Snoop Dogg's bus.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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