Welcome to Mohr Sports, we have a super sized show for you tonight. Ving Rhames is here and a little later The Vandals are going to destroy the place.
First things first. Happy birthday to Jockey and legend Willie Shoemaker who turned 71 today. There was an awkward moment during the party when the caterer picked up Shoemaker and put him on top of the cake.
Shaq will reportedly undergo surgery to repair his arthritic toe. He is expected to miss a few regular season games. Great, that means for the first month of the season, Mark Madsen may actually have to wear a uniform under his warmups. So no more ballet, Shaq. He wore the toe out kicking every team in the NBA'S ass.
The little league team from Harlem is under investigation for players not living in the district and being too old. Those kids from Harlem, they got Timberland cleats. You know they're from Harlem when their pitcher strikes out the batter and the Sandman comes and sends the kid back to the dugout. They rub a log before they bat...That's Harlem.
I don't know how someone could think there is someone on the Harlem team who isn't from Harlem. Let's take a look at them.
Second baseman Chu Lee Jackson had no comment.
Chris Mullin rejoined the Golden State Warriors as a special assistant Tuesday. Warrior's guard Antoine Jamison says the effects of Mullin's position are already being seen in the organization.
He looks like Chris Mullin negatives.
Ed Headrick, the inventor of the frisbee died at the age of 78. He will be laid to rest on the neighbor's roof. No matter where you bury him a dog will keep bringing him back.
With the exit of Steve Nash, team Canada has no NBA players in the upcoming basketball world championships. So zero professionals. Wow, it'll be like watching the Toronto Raptors play. It's got to be tough being a Canadian basketball player.
The second you put on a headband, they think you're Mike Reno from Loverboy. Canadian officials said they didn't know what it was all aboot?
The Pope arrived in Poland last week. He immediately walked into a bar with a priest, a rabbi and a monk.
An Elvis impersonator who lives in the Netherlands claims his Elvis statue cried "miracle tears". He said the tears began flowing after he ate his breakfast. What did you have for breakfast? Mushrooms? A big 'ol bowl of crazy?
Matt Harpring signed with the Utah Jazz this week. Harpring will join Kirilenko, Ostertag, Stockton, and Karl Malone to form the league's only all white starting lineup.
Dolphins coach Dave Wannstedt is angry with Miami Fans for booing quarterback Jay Fiedler during the preseason. Hey Dave, maybe they're booing because you're no longer doing 70's porn.
|
 |
 |
|
| Jay warms up the audience. |
|
 |
|
| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
|
 |
|
| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
|
| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
|
|
