Welcome, my friends, to Mohr Sports we have a terrific show for you tonight. Jalen Rose is on his way out and later on, Foreigner will be here. What a weekend. Jim Kelly brought 1,114 friends and family members to his induction into the hall of fame. That's 8,000 different times they saw him lose the Superbowl. Scott Norwood meant to be there, but he drove wide and to the right.
Pittsburgh Steeler's owner Dan Rooney avoided serious injury when he crash landed a plane he was flying with no landing gear. What's a 70 year-old guy doing flying a plane? Old people can't drive cars. Let me guess, he was flying in the left lane with his blinker on.
Bon Jovi will perform in Times Square just hours before the NFL opening game in what the league is calling the world's largest tailgating party. Can you imagine that Sea of Mullets? Where are they gonna park all those Camaros? The New York fire Marshal said due to a high amount of hairspray fumes, no open flames. Speaking of living on a prayer.
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are thinking of letting 300 pound lineman Warren Sapp play a little offense. Can you say "Refrigerator" Sapp?
They are hoping big Warren can fill the hole left by Warrick Dunn, Doug Williams, Trent Dilfer, Alvin Harper, Steve Young, Ricky Bell, Vinnie Testaverde and Leroy and Dewey Selmon and John McKay.
Lesbians for Liberty held a protest at the New York Liberty, Miami Sol game by kissing through the whole game. I would have applauded their protest, but it's hard to do with one hand. Hey WNBA, way to shake that image.
Dennis Connor, the greatest yachtsman in modern history is gearing up for the America's Cup races after his boat sank. I know me and my homies will be glued to every minute of the four-month race. "Tack that jib, B! Oh he's sinkin, money."
A member of the Russian mafia was arrested in Italy and is accused of fixing the Olympic Ice dancing competition. Ice skating fans are so upset, all the rainbow flags at gay bars are being flown at half mast. Remember when Russia was vying for world domination? Now it's like, "Well maybe we can medal in Ice Dancing. As a planet, we really have our eye on the prize, huh? We can't find Bin Laden, but we have arrested the guy that fixed ice dancing! I just hope this doesn't start a war between the Boitano and Kwan crime families. This whole Olympic Ice dancing thing...Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in.
Shaquille O'Neal has purchased $100 million in low income housing. Making him Bookman from Goodtimes.
Britney Spears had a rough week in Mexico. She walked off stage after four songs and gave the press the finger. That's the kind of attitude that'll get you signed by the Minnesota Vikings. Poor Britney. How many times a night can you hear "Show us your rack!" Before you snap?
Rescuers in Massachusetts have decided to give up on 40 beached pilot whales saying they were too sick to survive. Spectators stood on the beach in shock. Many reminiscing about how alive they looked just last week.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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