2023-24 NHL predictions: Stanley Cup, playoffs, awards, more

This is your official spoiler warning for the 2023-24 NHL season. Everything you're about to read is absolutely going to happen over the next several months.

OK, some of these things will probably happen. We think.

In my first column of the 2023-24 NHL season, I've made 32 bold predictions, one for each NHL team. They range from statistical achievements to awards predictions to goalie fights to Stanley Cup playoff prognostications.

Enjoy, and welcome back, hockey!

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