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Throughout this long and chaotic season, superfan and degenerate bettor Hunter S. Thompson has jumped on the bandwagons of the Raiders, 49ers, Broncos, Colts ... even the Browns. All are dead and gone -- or soon to be, says the Good Doctor, who is now casting his lot ... and bankroll ... with the reborn Monsters of the Midway.
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While the rest of America was suffering through horrendous weather, airport nuisances, Florida State's upset of No. 1 Duke and the aimless movement of football coaches from job to job, Page 2's Brian Murphy was livin' large and mellow on Maui with Sergio and the group that used to be Earth, Wind and Fire.

Guys and Dogs Mystery Photo
When it comes to picking NFL games, do it Bailey style. Page 2's Sports Dog, Bailey, fended off a late challenge by The Sports Guy to win their season-long NFL predictions battle by four games. So while Bailey celebrates with a steak feast, Bill Simmons will be dining on crow.
If you thought the Miami Hurricanes swarmed the Nebraska Cornhuskers in the Rose Bowl, check out Page 2's Mystery Photo to see what they did to ESPN's Lee Corso. We weren't sure what was going on, so send us your photo caption suggestions and we'll run the best later this week.


You know those folks who hang around too long after the party? Well, check out Page 2's sports equivalent, and then send us a note with your choice for the sports personality you believe should hang it up. Later this week we'll run our readers' top 10 along with a poll to crown the top person who should call it quits.

10]  Mike Tyson
We know the show must go on. But must it go on and on and on and on and ... ?
9]   The entire dysfunctional Portland Trail Blazer family
Fellas, this is getting embarrassing.
8]   Doug Flutie
While we still have all those good memories.
7]   Anna Kournikova
Then tennis won't be such a distraction for her.
6]   Patrick Ewing
You're backing up Andrew DeClercq for crying out loud.
5]   Mark Messier
To quote Walt Whitman: "Oh, Captain, my Captain, your fearful trip is done."
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NFL FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
Monday Ravens 12 Vikings 37
Saturday Eagles 3 Buccaneers 33
Sunday Packers 3½ 49ers 39½
All Times ET -- Bold indicates home team
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BOOK REVIEW
Gregg Easterbrook's "Tuesday Morning Quarterback" captures football's preposterous flavor, writes Page 2's Jeff Merron.

HIT THE MUTE
Ralph Wiley's feeliing under the weather, so trusty pal Road Dog steps in to rant about TV commentators and other peeves.

THE SPORTS GUY
Page 2's Bill Simmons offers part 2 of his review of the NFL season -- and he remains Dazed and Confused.

THE STORY OF O
The BCS was all about offense in 2002 -- from everyone taking offense with the system to all those points scored in the bowl games.
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New Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire, left, bears a resemblance to actor Mike O'Malley, who once was ESPN pitchman "The Rick." Page 2 has received five requests for this match. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo for Page 2.

Men's college basketball: Oklahoma at Connecticut
7 p.m. ET, ESPN2
No. 7 Sooners mush into Husky territory.
 
Vikings at Ravens
9 p.m. ET, ABC
Do or die for defending Super Bowl champs.
 
Men's college basketball: Gonzaga at New Mexico
Midnight ET, ESPN
Check out 'Zags before tourney time.
 
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