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It sounds like the plot of an Austin Powers movie. Our hero loses his mojo overnight and becomes an ordinary Joe. So, what caused Tiger Woods to shoot a ghastly 81 at the British Open? Did aliens -- or Bill Murray -- take over his body? Did he eat some Haggis from hell? Who better to explain it than the Weekly World News?
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How does The Sports Guy feel about his beloved Celtics trading for Vin Baker? Well, remember that scene at the end of "Thelma and Louise," where Harvey Keitel is running in slow motion trying to prevent the car from going off a cliff? That pretty much sums up our man's mental state right now. He explains why this deal is "borderline lunacy" for Boston.

Cliché Alert Mystery Photo
Believe it or not, not all sports clichés were authored by Yogi Berra. In fact, several of the proverbs we cherish today were revised over and over before they entered the lexicon. Page 2's Eric Immerman traces the evolution of some of sports' most popular sayings.
 We've heard the rumors that baseball players are juiced up, but we can't explain balls crashing throw outfield walls. Just what in the name of Bump Bailey is happening in this week's Page 2 Mystery Photo. Send us your best explanation for this big breakthrough.

THE POWER POLL
The king vacated the throne over the weekend in Scotland. So, with Tiger Woods no longer wearing the crown, the path is open for someone else to rule this week's Page 2 Power Poll. Lance Armstrong, Michael Schumacher and the Yanks and Braves try to seize the day.


While Major League Baseball looks to name its 30 greatest moments of all-time, Page 2 is focused on the 10 most shocking moments in baseball history. Check out our full list and then click here to offer your vote for the game's most stunning moment ever.
10]  Disco Demolition Night
The White Sox's trendy promotion ends in disastrous results as the team is forced to forfeit the second game of a doubleheader. "These weren't real baseball fans," owner Bill Veeck says. "All I know is we won't try anything like this again."
9]  Darryl Kile found dead in hotel room
Kile, a husband, father of three young children, and in his prime as a pitcher, dies from massive blockage of his coronary arteries at age 33.
8]  Red Sox's World Series win goes between Bill Buckner's legs
"I can't remember the last time I missed a ground ball," Buckner said. "I guess I'll remember that one."
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VEGAS' ODDS TO WIN 2003 SUPER BOWL
Rams 4-1   Dolphins 15-1
Steelers 10-1   Colts 15-1
Eagles 11-1   Packers 15-1
Buccaneers 12-1   Broncos 15-1
Raiders 15-1   Patriots 20-1
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Got a comment about something you've seen on Page 2? Here's your chance to sound off to the editors and columnists. Plus, if you'd like to send an e-mail to The Sports Guy, here's your direct link to Bill Simmons.


THE WATER COOLER
After a week covering the British Open, Page 2's Brian Murphy is trying to adjust to the European way of life.

THE 'OTHER' OPEN
Although his prediction about "yellow" nearly proved true, Page 2's Michael Davies still sank into a deep coma watching the British Open.

AN ORIGINAL
As he reflects on the death of Ted Williams, Page 2's David Halberstam recalls one splendid day he spent with the legend.

THE THUG LIFE
Ralph Wiley says Allen Iverson might have the good life, but he's still livin' the Thug Life. Read what Wiley said in a chat Friday.
If your favorite writer isn't on Page 2 today, click here to check out our full roster of columnists.


It's baseball's ironman and Jerry's strongman. Page 2 has received 18 requests for Cal Ripken Jr., left, and Steve Wilkos, the security man for the "Jerry Springer Show." Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo for Page 2.


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If you missed Page 2 over the last week, check out our back issues:
• Mon., July 22: European Vacation
• Fri., July 19: Splendid Day
• Thurs., July 18: Stop & Think
• Wed., July 17: American Idol

Other featured content:
• Bizarre & Bogus
• 10 Burning Questions with Malia Jones
• What the Heck Are They Thinking?
• Page 2's American (Sports) Idol
• 10 Burning Questions with Tom Brady
• Page 2 goes backstage at ESPYs
• The List: 10 greediest owners in sports
• Sportoon: British Open recap
• Top 10 reasons Anna blew her top
Tuesday, July 23, 2002
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