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He has been with the Colts, Falcons, Raiders, Vikings and 'Skins. Now, he has resurfaced with the Seahawks. Jeff George? Well, yeah ... but we were referring to Page 2's Jason Whitlock. See, Whitlock played high school football with George and has been pals with the much-maligned QB ever since. So when George gets a new team, so does Whitlock. WHITLOCK: BY GEORGE

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We're two years away from the next presidential election ... and perhaps Round 2 of the Bush-Gore nightmare. Page 2's Bill Simmons says there's a simple way to avoid another election fiasco. All we have to do is convince the most qualified person in America to run for the top office in the land. He's speaking, of course, about NBA commissioner David Stern.

What's Hot, What's Not Scary Sights
Richard Williams is about to become a bachelor. Kobe Bryant is a member of a winless team. "I Spy" features Eddie Murphy, instead of Bill Cosby. How do these bizarre changes affect Page 2's list of What's Hot and What's Not this week? Dan Shanoff examines all the trends, plus offers his early read on the new NBA season.
Still looking for a daring Halloween costume? Well, Page 2 cartoonist Kurt Snibbe has a few suggestions from the sports world that are sure to frighten the neighbors. And, if you're feeling really brave, you might want to check our list of the scariest sights in sports. Warning: This list isn't for the faint of heart ... or Shawn Kemp.

CHRIS MCKENDRY
Believe it or not, Tyrone Willingham's greatest feat wasn't turning Notre Dame into a national title contender. It was making the mighty Irish a feel-good story. Page 2's Chris McKendry says Willingham did it all by removing the "ego" from South Bend.


You've already taken a look at Page 2's list of the 10 best NFL records of all time. Now we've compiled our readers' choices for the greatest mark in NFL history along with a poll to crown the best record of them all.

10]  Gary Anderson -- FG kicking percentage
"This has got to be, from an athletic performance and pressure standpoint, the greatest record ever."
9]  Paul Hornung -- single season points
"Currently the pathetic Bengals, the inept New York Giants, the defunct Cowboys, and the Carolina Pussycats are all averaging less than the 14.67 points a game that Hornung did."
8]  John Elway -- career wins
"The one and only job of a quarterback is to win games. That's it."
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NFL FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
Sunday Bills 2½ Patriots 48
Sunday Steelers 3 Browns 43
Sunday Raiders 3 49ers 50
Sunday Packers 5½ Dolphins 43
COLLEGE FB FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
Saturday Ohio State 12½ Minnesota NL
Saturday Notre Dame 9½ Boston Coll. NL
Saturday Washington St. 7 Arizona St. NL
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Got a comment about something you've seen on Page 2? Here's your chance to sound off to the editors and columnists. Plus, if you'd like to send an e-mail to The Sports Guy, here's your direct link to Bill Simmons.



DEEP THOUGHTS
Page 2's Ralph Wiley ventures into the no-man's land where NFL receivers become moving targets.

THE SPORTS GUY
Nobody loves this game more than Bill Simmons, so check out The Sports Guy's previews of the NBA's Western and Eastern conferences.

TUESDAY MORNING QB
TMQ takes the folks at DirecTV to task for their monopolistic Sunday Ticket, and urges Congress to help fellow football fans.

TWO-TEAM LEAGUE
Forget the long season and most of the playoffs, Eric Neel says the NBA title will be determined between the Kings and the Lakers.

NO JOY
Page 2's David Halberstam says he can't find joy in Barry Bonds' brilliance -- because Bonds always looks like he's so miserable.
If your favorite writer isn't on Page 2 today, click here to check out our full roster of columnists.


It's a frightening Halloween match: Anthony Perkins, left, from "Psycho" and Broncos coach Mike Shanahan. Three readers suggested this match. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.


Coyotes at Flyers
7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN2
No mystery to Philly's success under Ken Hitchcock.
 
College football: Colorado St. at Air Force
7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN
Falcons try to rebound from consecutive losses.
 
Trail Blazers at Kings
10 p.m. ET, TNT
Nice early season Pacific matchup.
 
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