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![]() | Sports aren't kind, not to the critters who hang 'round the games. Just ask Harvey the Hound about Craig MacTavish, the cat who got Harvey's tongue. Or those defenseless Detroit octopi. Then there's the sad case of Ozzy the Osprey, victimized by a pitcher's fastball. Parental Guidance is advised as we catalogue Man's Inhumanity to Man's Best Friends. THE LIST: A CAUSE FOR PAWS | |
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TUESDAY MORNING QB As he recaps the 2003 NFL Draft, TMQ can't help but notice that every coach is happy and every team is getting an A on its report card. | ![]() | |
MUST-SEE O.J. O.J. Simpson isn't getting a reality show ... but Page 2's Jim Caple proposes an O.J. show that would be a big hit. | ![]() | |
GOOD PERSONALITY Did you miss Fox's reality dating show this week? Gino Bona has an update, courtesy of four of the NBA's finest. | ![]() | |
THE SPORTS GUY As Page 2's Heroes and Villains Week concludes, Bill Simmons recalls coming of age alongside his hero, Larry Bird. | ![]() | |
THE WATER COOLER Forget about the NFL Draft already, Page 2's Brian Murphy wants to talk about the real creative minds in sports -- the fans. | ![]() | |
FLAMED OUT Page 2's Jim Armstrong offers his list of the greatest collapses and most notorious what-ifs that ever were. | ![]() |
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![]() We don't know if actor Mark Metcalf, left, can dance. We do know the "Animal House" star looks a lot like Laker rug-cutter Mark Madsen. Page 2 has received three requests for this match. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo. |
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