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If you haven't seen the Paris Hilton video yet -- you're rapidly becoming in the minority. Of course, Page 2 is wondering, "What the heck was Paris thinking" when she made her most memorable movie yet. Plus, what is her sister, Nicky, thinking? And how 'bout sometime-companion Brian Urlacher?
WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY THINKING?




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Page 2's Jason Whitlock says the match between Marty Schottenheimer and Doug Flutie must have been made in heaven, because they deserve each other. Flutie is never the answer at quarterback, and Schottenheimer consistently mis-handles his passers. No good can come from this.

Tailgate Tour Ugliest Uniforms Bracket
His day started with gunfire and ended with a wild ride on the Sooner Schooner, Oklahoma's famous covered wagon. Kieran Darcy takes Page 2's Tailgate Tour to Norman to see the No. 1 team in the land.
 Be warned: Oregon's all-yellow uniforms are not for the faint of heart. But, then, neither is the Ducks' all-green look. Page 2's Ugliest Uniform Bracket moves to the second half of the first round. Vote now!

THE DAILY QUICKIE
The Daily Quickie knows a cry for help when he hears one, and he hears Chuck Wepner's desperate lawsuit against Sly Stallone's "Rocky" series. Plus, a league for Irish gentlemen, and favorite "guy" flicks.


They were all prospects, nearly as hot as LeBron James and Marc Andre-Fleury . . . once. It's Page 2's list of the worst No. 1 draft picks of all time in any of the four major pro sports.
10]  Kenneth Sims, 1982 NFL Draft
A defensive tackle from Texas, Sims looked better to the Patriots than either Marcus Allen or Jim McMahon. Eight mediocre seasons later, that was hardly the case.
9]  Bill McGill, 1962 NBA Draft
Think the Chicago Zephyrs might have been kicking themselves after "The Hill" spent five years with five different NBA and ABA teams? After all, they passed on John Havlicek to get him.
8]  Pervis Ellison, 1989 NBA Draft
Lousville's Never-Nervous Pervis averaged only about 40 games a year over his 11-season NBA career, making Sacramento wonder what life might have been like with Glen Rice or Vlade Divac.
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NFL FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
Sunday Panthers 6½ Redskins 36½
Sunday Vikings 4½ Raiders 45½
Sunday Patriots 4 Cowboys 35½
Sunday Titans 6½ Jaguars 45
NCAA FOOTBALL FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
Saturday Ohio State 3½ Purdue NL
Saturday Texas 16 Texas Tech NL
Saturday Florida St. 14½ N.C. State NL
Saturday Miami 20½ Syracuse NL
Saturday Michigan 19 Northwestern NL


 
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JUST FOR KICKS
What's it like to be LeBron? Page 2's Graham Hays tries on King James' shoes and finds out. Well, sort of.

FANTASY FINISHES
If your team is stumbling along below .500, don't give up hope. Here are 10 great NFL midseason turnarounds.

FOOTBALL IS HELL!
It's bad enough with Kellen Winslow bringing war metaphors into football; what if people who really matter bring football metaphors into war.

SERVING TIME
Page 2's Stacey Pressman finds Kevan Barlow giving time to those who are doing time.

DEEP THOUGHTS
Page 2's Ralph Wiley goes inside the minds of NFL stars as Week 10 approaches.

THE SPORTS GUY
At the halfway point, the weekly picks and the NFL season aren't any easier to the Sports Guy.
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It's ESPN's own Dr. Jack Ramsay, left, and vacuum cleaner mogul David Oreck. This match was requested by Mike Brockmeier of Louisville, KY and Chaswit of Roanoke, VA. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future duo.


NCAA: Coaches vs. Cancer Classic
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Pittsburgh vs. Alabama
 
NBA: Spurs at 76ers
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San An shoots for third straight.
 
NCAA: Coaches vs. Cancer Classic
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Gonzaga vs. St. Joseph's
 
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• Mon., Nov. 10: Cell Job
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