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Maybe Jimmy Johnson has been away from football too long. Or maybe Jimmy simply remembers all too well how things ended for him in Dallas.
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Whatever the reason, Johnson showed some confusion when he was asked about the state of the Cowboys during a halftime interview on Monday Night Football this week.
"If Michael Jackson, I mean Jerry Jones, would have kept Troy Aikman, they'd be in first," Johnson said.
Well, if a brilliant mind like Johnson can't always tell the difference between Jones and Jackson, then Page 2 figured a lot of other folks out there are probably confused as well.
So, we're here to provide this helpful guide to spotting the very subtle differences between these two similar fellas:
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Jerry Jones vs. Michael Jackson
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Jerry Jones
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Michael Jackson
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| Age |
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59 |
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43 |
| Race |
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White |
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Next question |
| Hair |
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Silver |
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Once caught fire during Pepsi commercial |
| Day job |
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Owner/head coach, Dallas Cowboys |
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King of Pop |
| Ranch |
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Valley |
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Neverland |
| Hated critic |
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Jimmy Johnson |
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National Enquirer |
| Most important Quincy |
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Carter |
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Jones |
| Facelifts |
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One |
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To infinity ... and beyond! |
| Triplets |
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Emmitt, Troy and Michael |
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Welcome guests in his amusement park -- as long as they're under 12 |
| Can't let go of |
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Emmitt Smith |
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His childhood |
| Fashion accessory |
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Super Bowl rings |
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One glove |
| Last seen in public with |
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53 losers |
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Britney Spears, Marlon Brando, Whitney Houston
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| Most appropriate hit |
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"Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys." |
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"Beat It." |
| Signature move |
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Billionaire strut on sideline |
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Moonwalk |
| Never forgiven for |
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Firing Tom Landry |
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All that crotch grabbing |
| Guy they put on the map |
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Chan Gailey |
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Weird Al Yankovic |
| "Weirder" colleague |
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Al Davis |
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Marilyn Manson |
| Meglomaniacal notion |
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"We are America's Team" |
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"We Are The World" |
| Window dressing |
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Dave Campo is my head coach |
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Madonna is my Oscars date |
| "Bad" |
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His players' police records |
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The album after "Thriller" |
| Only person he trusts |
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Jerry Jones |
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Elizabeth Taylor |
| Once flirted with |
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Jon Gruden |
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Brooke Shields |
| Pepsi |
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Official soft drink at Texas Stadium |
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One scary memory |
| Weirdest purchase |
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Tony Banks (for a few weeks) |
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Elephant Man's skeleton |
| Decision they regret |
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Signing Ryan Leaf |
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Encouraging LaToya |
| Lost |
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45 pounds in the last year |
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Most of his pigment |
| Hasn't had a hit since |
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Jimmy quit running the draft |
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His second nose job |
| Buddy |
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Lee |
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Bubbles |
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