Ken Dorsey might have a Heisman Trophy by Saturday, but Page 2 believes he needs something else before that.

The unbeaten Miami Hurricanes' quarterback, who is 11th in the country in passing efficiency and has thrown for 2,417 yards and 22 touchdowns, deserves a catchy nickname, so Page 2 opened another case of The Berman Files.

We asked you to send us some clever nickname ideas for Dorsey, and you filled our in box with more than 900 e-mails.

Check out the most clever ideas, and be sure to vote in the poll at right to pick the best moniker for Dorsey.

	Help us find a suitable nickname for Miami Hurricanes quarterback Ken Dorsey.

Nester, the long-eared Christmas Donkey
Sean Quinn
Overland Park, Kan.

Fluffy
... 'cause it would embarrassing for teams to be beat by a guy who's nickname is Fluffy.
Garth Hill Butte, Mont.

Hurricane Ken
Justin
Houston

Ken "Let Me Show You the" Dorsey
Michael Cooper
Joplin, Mo.

Mr. Clean
... 'cause his uniform was never dirty, thanks to his awesome offensive line.
Michael
Beaverton, Ore.

"Ken o' Whoop-Ass" Dorsey
T. Andor
Westboro, Mass.

The Perfect Storm
Mario Rodriguez
Fairfield, N.J.

Ken "Don't let the" Dorsey "Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya"
Andrew Kennedy
New Britian, Pa.

Ken "Giddy Up Little" Dorsey
Scott Rice
Jersey City, N.J.

Ice Man
Matt Beaman
Snow Hill, Md.

Ken "This One's for Barbie" Dorsey
Tej
Providence, R.I.

The Dorse God
T. Andor
Westboro, Mass.

The Conductor
... a la Tommy Dorsey
Joshua Pines
New York

Ken "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's " Dorsey
Matt Jackson
California

Ken "The Boy Next Door" Dorsey
Andre Buckner
Stillwater, Okla.

Screechy
Jon
Gainesville, Fla.

The Hurri-Ken
Mark Harris
Tampa, Fla.

Ken AC/Dorsey
Tony Dodson
Rockville, Md.

Bones
... 'cause he's the skinniest guy I've ever seen.
Josh Weisman
Boca Raton, Fla.

All-Ameri-Ken
Ollie Schinkteh
Algoma, Wis.

"Keep on Truc"Ken Dorsey
Matthew Kanarick
Staten Island, N.Y.

The Comeback Twig
Zach
Miami