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Now take a look below at the suggestions to play Ottavio Cinquanta, then vote at right for the person you would like to see portray the International Skating Union president. Cinquanta was pushed to the forefront of the Olympic pairs figure skating scandal to detail the position of the sport's governing body. But, because of broken English and political doublespeak, he couldn't explain things very clearly. After initially announcing a slow investigative process, he was seemingly pressured into giving the Canadian pair a share of the gold medal with the Russians.
After voting, we'll take you to the poll to choose who should play Elena Berezhnaya.
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Roberto Benigni
Page 2's pick.
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Jon Lovitz
He's perfect for the shifty foreign type. Besides he could take a break from stupidity by going to see his wife ... Morgan Fairchild ... whom he's seen naked. ... Yeah, that's the ticket.
Simon Fuga, Philadelphia
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Carmen Policy
Besides looking like Ottavio Cinquanta, the Cleveland Browns president has the ability to confuse the public with what he says. "We're lucky to have fans like these." (After Cleveland fans pelted the referees with beer bottles.)
Mike, Boston
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Alec Baldwin
It's all about the hair and number of chins.
Terry Freeze, Fort Smith, Ark.
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Joe Pesci
Nothing says short, fat and shady like Joe Pesci.
Brandon, Des Moines, Iowa
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Danny DeVito
While not leading puppet revolts, anyway.
James Wright, Ann Arbor, Mich.
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