It takes a thief: Buffalo Bills cornerback Nate Clemens had four tackles and three interceptions to steal the spotlight from Marshall Faulk and Aaron Brooks as this week's stud.

But one man's pleasure is another one's poison as Miami Dolphins backup quarterback Ray Lucas had a performance (13-for-33, 165 yards passing and four interceptions) that was so bad the dolphin on his helmet wore a bag over its head.

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