You, the readers, have spoken. It's official: The two luckiest guys in the world are Tiger Woods and Derek Jeter.

But now you need to help us figure out the only question that means anything to either of these highly competitive guys, who are both all about winning major championships:

Who's No. 1?

The polls -- at right -- will remain open through Friday morning, when the winner of Page 2's first annual Luckiest Man Alive tournament will be determined ... except in the state of Florida.

Page 2 would also like to take this opportunity to thank the seedings committee, who in years past have been the butt of many bad jokes and the object of vilification in newspaper columns, magazine stories and TV specials for their lousy seeds. This year, seedings went almost exactly to form, with only a single mild upset (No. 5 Sampras edging No. 4 Andre Agassi in the first round). Alllll-righty, then.

Tiger Woods

Seed: 1

Road to the final: Defeated Wayne Gretzky in first round, collecting 74.8 percent of the more than 79,000 votes; defeated Pete Sampras in semifinals, garnering 77.1
percent of the more than 55,000 votes.

Age: 26

Occupation: World's No. 1 golfer

	Nordegren

Significant other: Currently dating Swedish model Elin Nordegren. ... Formerly dated UCLA law student Joanna Jagoda. ... Married to Nike for the past six years.

Why we'd want to be this dude: Well, duh. First off, he's got a license to print money for the next 40 years, thanks to his unbelievable endorsement potential. (Remember, Arnold Palmer was still earning millions decades after his last big win.) ... And what man wouldn't want to be the best golfer in the history of the sport? Page 2 dreams about donning El Tigre's red polo on a Sunday at Augusta and watching all the "competition" scamper to get out of his way. ... And in case you haven't noticed, his girlfriend is kind of cute.

Why we wouldn't want to be this dude: Have we mentioned his father, Earl? The guy introduced Tiger to the sport when he was nine months old and had him putting on the "Mike Douglas Show" at age 2. We'd call that just a tad overbearing. ... At some point, winning all those tournaments has got to get a little bit boring. ... Green jackets don't go with anything. ... His hairline is starting to retreat like Phil Mickelson in the final round of a major. ... Quickly replacing Michael Jordan as the one athlete who can't go anywhere without being recognized -- and we'd miss our privacy. ... Finally, can you imagine the pre-nup this guy's going to need?

Derek Jeter

Seed: 2

Road to the final: Defeated Jason Sehorn in first round, collecting 57.5 percent of the more than 76,000 votes; defeated Rick Fox in semifinals, garnering 63.7 percent
of the more than 53,000 votes.

Age: 27

Occupation: New York Yankees shortstop

	Dutta

	Carey

Significant other: Currently unknown to Page 2, but we're willing to bet he ain't sleeping alone. ... Formerly dated pop star Mariah Carey. ... Also dated former Miss Universe Lara Dutta.

Why we'd want to be this dude: He's the undisputed Prince of New York and is greeted with screams from swooning women every time he comes to the plate. ... He won four World Series rings in his first six seasons and is a good bet to be outfitting his "other" hand fairly soon. ... He has been named to the list of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" twice. ... He signed a 10-year, $189 million contract in February 2001.

Why we wouldn't want to be this dude: Mariah has seemed less than stable since he dumped her. ... One of his best friends (Alex Rodriguez) is the only person in baseball who makes more money than he does. ... He looked pretty uncomfortable in front of the camera during his stint on "Saturday Night Live" last year -- especially during that skit where he wore a dress. ... No matter how good things are in the Bronx right now, George Steinbrenner is still the guy signing his checks.