Case #4: Mike Price

Transgressions: Mistook yelling "woo!!" and throwing dollar bills at a stripper for sensitive male/female interaction.

Transgressions (take two): The thousands of dollars worth of room service food that said stripper ordered were hopelessly fatty and carnivorous. Next time we'd suggest feeding the entertainers some light sushi and a wheatgrass frappe.

Essential Reading for 2004: "El Paso in Your Pocket," courtesy of the El Paso Chamber of Commerce.

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