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A tall, striking man, with hair of indeterminate hue, Patient E confessed a compulsion to wear woman's clothing -- especially wedding dresses -- in public places.  Despite this, he insisted that he has had, on many occasions, long bouts of wildly unconventional sex with various well-known celebrities -- including a famous singer with a voice like Minnie Mouse on speed, and an actress known and loved for her large protuberances.
He also boasted of once living with a billionaire, traveling the world with famous rock stars and having the police come to his house to break up wild parties on an almost weekly basis. Obviously delusional. Could use a good long-term therapist, and the address
of a good conservative hair stylist.
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He behaved well during the 2001 World Series, but we're betting you remember his "ball or bat" confusion from the 2000 Fall Classic. Patient D is New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens.
