|The worst moves of 2001|
From the Page 2 mailbag
Bud Selig and MLB's idiocy and utter lack of fiscal accountability rank far and above any other foolish sports moment of the last year, or even the last decade.
Billionaire owners holding cities ransom to build new stadiums under the threat of moving or contraction, and at the same time tossing multimillion dollar contracts to any dweeb who can hit 25 homers, or has an ERA under 5.00, while whining about lost revenues ... and still expecting the rest of the working world to bail them out.
It's far beyond the time for baseball, a business like any other, to lose their anti-trust exemption status, and
start being held accountable for its own actions. Instead of fewer teams,
how about salaries coming down from the stratosphere?
Proof of the greatness of baseball is that it can thrive under its current "leadership." Bud Selig's genius allows him to testify to Congress that baseball is losing millions at the same time ballclubs are lining up to pay multiyear, multimillion dollar contracts to free agents.
You got it right. What Bug Selig did was sort of like taking your wife to a
seaside bed-and-breakfast for your anniversary, and then asking for a divorce
over a candlelight dinner.
2. The BCS formula gives no credit for a team winning its conference championship (52 letters)
Miami is now in a no-win situation. So is Division I football. No longer is there a need for championship games, since they don't mean anything. No longer should a team work hard after two losses because the incentive of a championship is gone.
A 32-team playoff would involve the whole country but only two teams would play those extra five games. With an 11-game season, everyone would play at least 12 games and some would play more, just like today. At the end, there would be no argument. It works with Division I-AA, basketball, volleyball, etc.
What we have had in the past is subjective and that does not work in sports. I know nobody who really believes
there is a true champion in Division I. It is time for colleges to use their
brains and do what's best for the athletes, the schools and the sport.
The system doesn't even have any credibility or criteria now for determining the bowl games. Losing your last game means nothing. Nebraska proved that point. Head-to-head competition? Margin of victory? Quality wins? Colorado beat Nebraska by 26 points and a week later they beat Texas (who beat them convincingly earlier in the year) to win their conference. If that's not quality, then what is?
Oregon didn't win its last game convincingly? So what? It was an arch-rival in a downpour. And the Ducks still won the game. Isn't that what really matters? And they only lost one game, to No. 10 Stanford. What's wrong with that?
Colorado has two losses? They avenged one of them by beating Texas in Texas. So really it was one loss. Very early in the year. Another moot point now. Besides, if they can put Nebraska in this game after they were beaten in their last game, they can put in the two-loss team that beat them.
I guess the BCS is just like most other things in life. It's all politics, it's who you know, who you like, money talks, etc. In this case, the bowl darling Nebraska gets to go to the big game rather than the team that really deserves to go (Oregon or Colorado). Just like last year, when Miami got screwed over in favor of the darling FSU. It pays to be a pet.
If we can't have a playoff, can we at least buy out the BCS contract and go
back to the old system? It might not have been much better, but it sure as hell wasn't any worse.
This is a tough one, but I have to go with the BCS situation. Those other moves were pretty dumb, but they weren't so dumb that they made me vow never to watch the sport again (well, except for the XFL, but that's different).
College football can be forgotten about until the problem is fixed. It's a
sham worse than boxing.
3. The XFL is launched (48 letters)
Why didn't NBC just bring back Saturday
Night Wrestling like they had in the 1980s with the WWF, and then Vince
McMahon and NBC could make a lot more money than they lost with that piece of crap XFL.
Until this year there was no word in the English language that all at once
meant "misogynistic, flamboyant, ugly, awful, wasteful idea that makes no
sense, no money and simply does not work." Now we have one: XFL.
There was nothing X-treme about the XFL except that it was X-tremely forgettable.
4. The Red Sox fire Jimy Williams (32 letters)
Unfortunately, Jimy got fired instead of the guy who fired him, Dan Duquette. Sox fans like me are
still waiting for the ax to come down on him.
Dan Duquette fires Jimy Williams when the Sox were four games behind the
Yankees, and while Pedro and Nomar are due back from injuries. Then the Joe
"39 lineups in 39 games" Kerrigan nine fall completely and hopelessly out of
contention while the clubhouse implodes.
When I saw David Stern step up to the podium on draft night and announce a trade had been made, the first thought trailing through my head was "Please don't let Jerry Krause do anything stupid."
And when Stern announced that the Bulls had traded away a guaranteed 20-10 player who had not even seen his 23rd birthday, who could win games for you every night ... for the captain of the high school basketball team ... I nearly threw up.
I, a longtime Bulls fan who had put up with so much after Krause dismembered one of the greatest
dynasties of all- time, could not believe what happened. Brand for Chandler
was not only the worst trade of the year, but of all-time.
This is exactly the sort of thing that makes me believe Jabba The Krause is
an agent of the Dark Prince. If he keeps making deals like this, the
Blackhawks are going to offer him a job.
6. George O'Leary embellishes his résumé, and forgets to mention it to Notre Dame (22 letters)
The worst move of the year can only be the one that brought corruption and dishonesty to the last bastion of decency in sports, the Little League World Series.
Yes, chalk it up to the family and coaches of Danny Almonte, who cheated all kinds of kids younger than him out of a real LLWS experience by trotting out this ogre of a 14-year-old to mow down 11- and 12-year-old kids on national TV, all the while becoming national heroes, to boot.
We all rooted for them, felt sorry for them -- little did we know. We were all
fooled, and Little League baseball will never be the same, as we found that
even it is not immune to the evils that have permeated professional sports.
8. (tie) For the second time in less than two months, Nate Newton gets caught with a large amount of marijuana in his car (18 letters)
I still am.
8. (tie) Randy Moss says he only plays hard when he "feels like it," and then refuses to take it back when given a chance to "explain" himself (18
Since the Vikings saw fit to pay this malcontent a salary that precludes trading or cutting him, might I recommend benching him semi-permanently. No playing time, no Pro Bowl, no reaching any incentives, and certainly no Hall of Fame. They should also not forget to fine him whenever deemed necessary.
Too many of us work hard every day for a fraction
of what he earns to listen to his line.
Come on, Brenly shouldn't have thrown Kim into that situation. Everybody in the country saw it coming. They should have brought out someone else. What's the worst that happens then? Lose the game? Instead, Brenly throws his young, still-shaken closer back into the fire, and he loses the game and his confidence.
Heck, Kim was the closer by default during the regular season,
when Prinz and Mantei went down. Why all the confidence in him after he gets