This weekend, the biggest movie extravaganza this side of "Star Wars" hits theaters when Spider-Man opens, starring Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst.

Little did the world know, however, that this is not the first superhero that Maguire has played. By nights during the NBA season, he emerges as Super-Fan, as he cheers on his beloved Los Angeles Lakers.

How do Spidey and Super-Fan compare? Page 2 breaks it down:

Spider-Man vs. Super-Fan
Category	Spider-Man	Super-Fan	Who wins
Alter ego	Peter Parker	Tobey Maguire	Parker kinda bookish; Maguire a H'wood star.
Girl next door	Mary Jane	Dyan Cannon	A red-headed Kirsten Dunst as MJ? No contest.
Nemesis	The Green Goblin	Rasheed Wallace	'Sheed's 'tude too tough.
Home	Queens, N.Y.	Los Angeles	Empire City
Competition	Captain America	Clip fan Billy Crystal	Depends on how entertaining D-Miles becomes.
Relative	Aunt May	Shaq-Daddy	May usually associated with adjective "frail." But we bet she can hit the free throws.
Role in media	Photog for Daily Bugle	Tabloid-gossip fodder	We'd rather shoot than be shot.
Preferred music	That cool '70s cartoon theme song	"We Are the Champions"	"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can ..." (Come on, you know the lyrics.)
Costume	Tights (red and blue)	Tight clothes (black)	Can't get into clubs in Spidey suit.
Special power	"Spider Sense"	"Intuition that Derek Fisher will can a 3"	Well, it certainly won't be Mitch Richmond!
Light reading	Comic books?	"Hoop" game program	Comics offer more polished writing.
Preferred seat	Vertical on the side of a building, a few dozen stories up	Courtside	Hmmm ... power to climb walls vs. Lakers courtside seats. Tougher choice than you think.
History	Bit by radioactive spider	Bit by hoops bug	Unless you're watching Golden State, hoops less painful.
Future	Movie franchise?	Threepeat?	Film has better chance than Lakers.
Buddy	Harry Osborne	Leo DiCaprio	Both are tough comp for the ladies.
Nickname	"Web Head"	"C-Webb Head"	Just don't start calling Spidey's alter-ego "P-Park."

Dan Shanoff is a columnist for Page 2. His "What's Hot, What's Not" trend-spotting list appears Thursdays.