What the heck was Angelina Jolie thinking when she agreed to consider playing porn star Linda Lovelace of "Deep Throat" fame?

	Angelina is considering a new role to showcase those collagen lips.

A."OK, but only if my brother is cast as my love interest in the film."

B. "Hey, I swallowed vials of Billy Bob's blood, so this is nothing."

C. "I'm just trying to solidify the third act of my 'E! True Hollywood Story.' "

D. "The film is a sequel to my 1999 hit, 'The Bone Collector.' "

E. "My ex-husband will be in the film too, working under the pseudonym Willy Throb Pornton."

F. "The producers are choosing between me and that chick from 'Joe Millionaire.' "