What the heck was historian Robert Dallek thinking when he recently wrote a book that accuses JFK of having a Clintonesque affair with an intern during his Presidency?

	And that should do it. JFK slept with every woman in America.

A. "And here's my other stunning, mind-boggling revelation: The sun always rises in the east."

B. "And 'Camelot' was the name of some stripper he was seeing."

C. "I'd like to dedicate this book to my research assistant, Kenneth Starr."

D. "Ironically, Clinton's euphemism for his sexual encounters with Monica Lewinsky was 'Bay of Pigs Invasion'."

E. "You want proof? Hey, I have it on good authority from Oliver Stone."

F. "OK, so it wasn't entirely Clintonesque. Kennedy actually chose a hot woman."