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The Top 10 things overheard in the Texas Rangers' clubhouse in spring 2002:
10. "All I've heard about Texas is that it's a bunch of rednecks. I hate red ... Never mind. At least Jimy Williams ain't here."
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9. "I wonder if Strawberry's done with rehab?"
8. "I've asked Ryan to drive over and say a few words about teamwork."
7. "It's great to see you, Coach Belle."
6. "Hello, Lou? It's Alex. Uh ... is it too late to change my mind?"
5. "Where do I catch the subway?"
4. "We've decided to assign roommates based on time with the club ..."
3. "Kum-ba-ya, my Lord ... Kum-ba-ya."
2. "Hey, A-Rod rhymes with Gay-Rod. Get it?"
And the No. 1 thing overheard in the Texas Rangers locker room in spring 2002:
1. "Here's those pictures I've been keeping, Mr. Hart. We're even now."
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