|How to watch Paris Hilton at work|
Page 2 staff
At Page 2 there's no one we look out for more than our faithful readers, so when the Paris Hilton sex tape hit the web we felt it was our duty to help out our hard-working fans.
So without further ado we give you Page 2's Top 10 tips for watching the Paris Hilton sex tape in your office:
10. "Make sure you have brochures from Hilton hotels and Paris, France, on your desk. If you get caught, just claim you were doing research for an upcoming vacation and your Google search accidentally went to the wrong file."
9. Bribe your boss with promise of a FWD e-mail.
8. Rename "hilton.avi" as "financials.doc"
7. Need a lookout? Interns aren't just for making copies.
6. E-mail the video file to a co-worker you really dislike. Conveniently walk by their desk as they play it. If the boss also walks by, act outraged.
5. Isn't this what those T-Mobile Sidekicks were invented for?
4. Tell the boss the makeshift pup tent you've built over your work station is part of the morale-building "Survivor" game you're conducting for the office.
3. Two words: Fire drill.
2. Learn to use ALT-TAB function with just one hand.
1. Tell everyone "Hey, I work for Page 2! This is research!"