Victoria says: Be careful with the thick burnt-orange accent on the trouble-spot buttocks and thighs. You don't want to call attention to an unsightly entity. Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
Henri says: I haven't seen patriotism this tacky since those annual Old Navy T-shirts. Oh, and Elvis isn't dead. He's alive and kickin' it as their mascot.
Victoria says: Be careful with the thick burnt-orange accent on the trouble-spot buttocks and thighs. You don't want to call attention to an unsightly entity. Spandex is a privilege, not a right. 
Henri says: I haven't seen patriotism this tacky since those annual Old Navy T-shirts. Oh, and Elvis isn't dead. He's alive and kickin' it as their mascot.
