They're so bad, they're good.
OK, that's not exactly true. But despite being sloppy and out of control -- kind of like a St. Bernard when the kids come home with bacon bits -- Sunday's Winston Cup road race at Sonoma was fun to watch.
Some drivers had more problems than others. (And really, isn't it odd that Christian Fittipaldi had so many problems with right turns?) But the battles at the front of the pack and in the middle were tremendous -- often more compelling than you'll see at any oval.
Plus, "The Big One" on a road course might collect three cars, not 30.
Nothing against racing ovals -- it's NASCAR's bread and butter and they usually put on a great show. But for all the CART and F1 fans who complain about NASCAR and IndyCars just racing around in circles -- well, there's something to that. After all, it's 36 weeks (counting 125s and Shootout at Daytona and The Winston) of variations on a single theme -- turning left.
And that's what makes the road races so intriguing.
So we hereby declare that NASCAR should run no fewer than 10 road races every year. We don't need to hit Talladega, Daytona and Bristol twice, do we?
Hold on, put away your Nextel digital phones before you call us to say we're mad -- we're kidding about the 10 road-race thing.
But adding another road course or two? Seems reasonable.
If you ask teams and drivers -- aside from Jimmy Spencer -- many will tell you that they'd like to run a couple more road races per year, if only to justify the amount of money a team spends on their road-race programs. Extra cars just for Infineon Point and Watkins Glen? Doesn't seem worth it (Daytona and Tallageda, twice each -- four races for the superspeedway machines. A bit more reasonable).
Put two road races on the schedule, rinse, repeat if desired. And we desire. Adding two races ...
"I really like driving on a road course," said Jamie McMurray. "It's definitely different from what we usually do, but I like the challenge."
Ah, there's that word -- challenge. Daytona and Talladega are great for spectators, but the drivers don't necessarily find a challenge in driving wide open for 500 miles. In fact, stories of Dale Earnhardt Jr. picking at his nails and the like while racing at a superspeedway aren't uncommon.
But the roads provide more.
"(Infineon) is one of those tracks that challenges you physically and mentally and makes you stay on top of your game all day," said Tony Stewart.
We think four road races is the magic number. Infineon Raceway, Watkins Glen, Elkhart Lake and maybe Road Atlanta. Tony?
"I think we need dirt races, but I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon," said Stewart. "I enjoy (road racing). To me, it's kind of a nice change of pace. It's nice to do something different twice a year."
Twice a year ain't that much, though.
"I enjoy going to the road courses. It's something different and it's a nice little break from our normal schedule," said Bill Elliott.
A nice break for fans and media, too.