Anyone who thinks this racing offseason has been dull must have their heads planted deeper in the sand than those Dakar Rally maniacs -- whom we admire greatly, for the record.
And no, we are not talking about the armed bandits who forced said rally to cancel a couple stages over the weekend. (Imagine hearing your navigator tell you, 'Flat over crest, acute left, wide open throttle, avoid the armed bandits ... ')
Since that topic's not lighting up our user e-mail, we'll instead talk about matters of intrigue and secrecy, the possible highest-bidder auction of a series, and the possible rising up of an entire angry NASCAR Nation.
First off, everyone wants to know if Champ Cars will be racing in '04. Answer? Definitely, maybe, uh, who are we kidding -- if we knew that, we'd have a successful late-night infomercial designed to improve your life while draining your bank account.
Speaking of drained bank accounts, we all know CART did plenty of that last year but what we don't know is if Paul Gentilozzi, Kevin Kalkhoven and Gerald Forsythe will convince the bankruptcy court that their Open Wheel Racing Series plan is best for CART's creditors.
There's a track in Fontana, Calif., that's desperate to get some or all of its $2.5 million back from the canceled-by-wildfire race, there's the OWRS group themselves speaking of uniting with Tony George's Indy Racing League, and now there's the IRL saying it indeed is evaluating whether to bid on some of CART's assets for itself.
If the IRL does decide it's interested, how high will it or the OWRS group go in a bidding war, assuming the two sides didn't just merge?
The subject is one that elicits deep reaction from open-wheel enthusiasts everywhere. Logic says the market can't sustain two open-wheel series -- just look what's happened to both sides of this battle in the last eight years.
Now look away. Yes, it's that hideous.
So while we don't know how this saga will end -- making it a top contender for best soap opera of the year -- we do know that resolution is coming soon. A court will see to that. And really, it's about time something gets resolved.
There are fans, sponsors, team owners, drivers, families and -- oh yes, media -- who simply need to know where and when and how many green flags will be dropping this season.
And now, it's time to shift gears to our fendered friends who are sending us e-mails in droves regarding NASCAR's plan to implement a 10-team, 10-race 'playoff' of sorts for the Nextel Cup title.
While we've written several opinions both for and against the title shootout plan at ESPN.com, one thing we haven't addressed is what will be the tangible reaction from fans.
We have heard from many users who say they are die-hard NASCAR fans but won't be under this new championship plan.
We have two things to say about this: First, wait and see the exact details of the plan before jumping ship.
And second, while many will be angered to the point of wishing they could abandon the sport, it's likely the majority of fans will be unable to look away. The idea may defy logic, but then again, so did the Pet Rock and Rubik's Cube.