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You heard it here first ... (Unless, of course, I'm wrong -- and then I make like the Secretary of State in those bad Mission Impossible movies and, "disavow any knowledge of BMOC's actions.")

25. That the warmest, fuzziest, soft-as-cashmere story in college football this season will take place in the semi-obscurity of the WAC, on a team that won only three games a year ago, and, if all goes well, at a modest 30,456-seat stadium that hasn't had a sellout since 1990.

Neil Parry
San Jose St.'s Neil Parry, stretching with his prosthetic leg, is the comeback of any year.
If you haven't heard of San Jose State's Neil Parry, you will. We wrote about him in last season's preview column, and we'll keep writing about him because he's 177 pounds of inspiration and makes Notre Dame's Rudy look like a slacker. His story drew a visit from Hall of Famer-in waiting Jerry Rice and a promise of sorts from former president Bill Clinton.

While playing on special teams during an October 2000 home game against UTEP, Parry suffered a compound fracture of his right leg. So severe was the injury that doctors later had to amputate just below the knee. Twenty surgeries and a few prosthetic legs later (he got his latest one Aug. 13), Parry could make his long-awaited return to the field Sept. 28 at Spartan Stadium ... on special teams ... against UTEP. Weird symmetry.

If it happens -- it's Parry's call on the comeback timetable -- then someone is going to have to find a seat for Clinton, who was told by Parry months and months ago to keep his calendar flexible in the fall. If Clinton's schedule is open, the ex-POTUS has said he'll try to be there for the big moment. Parry only gets four comp tickets -- and those will go to his mom, dad, brother and sister -- so Clinton might want to contact the Spartan ticket office.

Meanwhile, San Jose State officials might want to consider a BYOC Night promotion (Bring Your Own Chamois). You'll need one to wipe away the tears.

24. That Division I-A athletic directors and university presidents will continue to take well-deserved PR body blows for their unwillingness to hire minority head coaches.

What a joke: 117 D I-A football programs and only four minority head coaches -- down from six two years ago, down from five in 2001. This season's foursome of Michigan State's Bobby Williams, San Jose State's Fitz Hill, New Mexico State's Tony Samuel and Notre Dame's Tyrone Willingham must feel like the last of the football Mohicans.

Let's see: about 50 percent of the scholarship players are black, compared to 3.4 percent for the head coaches. Hmmmm. All you really need to know is that there are more minority-related "preseason" games (The John Thompson Foundation Classic, The Black Coaches Assn. Bowl, The Black Coaches Assn. Classic, The Eddie Robinson Classic and the Hispanic College Fund Classic) than there are minority head coaches.

And don't get South Carolina's Lou Holtz going on the subject. His defensive coordinator, Charlie Strong, has been interviewed out the wazoo for head coaching jobs -- including a few after last season -- but can't seem to get an offer.

"One of them was a token interview," says Holtz. "One athletic director told me on Monday they were going to have a press conference [to name Strong as the school's new head coach]. They named somebody else on Tuesday and [the athletic director] never returned my phone calls."

23. That the five most overrated teams in the country will be Miami, Nebraska, USC, Kansas State and Notre Dame.

The Overrateds:

  • Miami Preseason No. 1 in both AP and ESPN/USA Today polls? Sorry, you don't lose 11 players to the NFL draft, as the Hurricanes did, and not feel it at some point during the season. Sure, they should win the Big East. And, yes, their roster is loaded with talent. But the running game is in flux, tight end Jeremy Shockey is gone, and UM has to replace both offensive tackles (including Ken Dorsey's blind-side protector Bryant McKinnie, who never gave up a sack at UM), as well as the entire starting secondary. Plus, the non-conference schedule includes games at Florida and Tennessee.

  • Nebraska New quarterback, three new starters on the offensive line, new starters at linebacker and in the secondary ... old expectations. Top 10 material? Not yet.

  • USC Love safety Troy Polamalu, but not sold yet on anybody else. The offensive line is still iffy, quarterback Carson Palmer is a work in progress -- again, and the schedule (Auburn, at Colorado, at K-State, the usual Pac-10 suspects) isn't easy. The Men of Troy were last seen getting beaten by Utah in the Las Vegas Bowl (Utah staffers say they can't believe how arrogant USC players were before the game).

  • Kansas State Still not sure why the Wildcats are on the fringe of the Top 25 in both polls. K-State is solid, but is coming off a 6-6 season, a bowl loss, the loss of its record-setting running back (Josh Scobey), and has some key questions at wide receiver and throughout the defense. Plus, it faces three of the Big 12's biggest: CU, Nebraska and Texas.

  • Notre Dame Willingham will do a wonderful job at South Bend, but it will take time. To think the Irish were 46th in votes received in both polls is mind-boggling, especially after the offseason defections, academic dismissals, and off-the-field troubles. And did we mention a new offensive system and the usual killer schedule (Maryland, Purdue, Michigan, Michigan State, Stanford, Pitt, Air Force, Florida State, Boston College, USC)? No wonder oddsmaker Danny Sheridan gives ND a 1 in 100,000 shot to win the national championship this season.

    22. That the five most underrated teams will be Oregon, Maryland, Michigan State, Auburn and Middle Tennessee State.

    The underrateds:

    Onterrio Smith
    RB Onterrio Smith makes Oregon a dangerous team.

  • Oregon Washington is getting the preseason pub, but we're sweet on the Ducks going for the conference three-Quack. They get most of the Pac-10 toughies, including U-Dub, at newly renovated Autzen Stadium. And new quarterback Jason Fife has running back Onterrio Smith to lean on as he figures out the starting gig. "No co-champ, no co-nothing," says offensive tackle Corey Chambers. "We're going to the Fiesta Bowl."

  • Maryland The Terps were picked to finish anywhere from second to eighth by assorted ACC media types. "I don't pay attention to that," says second-year coach Ralph Friedgen. "Last year you had us, what, seventh or eighth?" Whatever it was, it was wrong. Maryland finished 10-2, won the ACC and played Florida in the Orange Bowl. Gator coaches marveled at the job Friedgen did with that roster. Of course, Friedgen's job just got a lot tougher with RB Bruce Perry sidelined 4-8 weeks with a groin injury. Will they go 10-2 again? No, but we're not going to make the mistake of underestimating the power of the Turtle -- and Friedgen -- again.

  • Michigan State Michigan is the preseason Big Ten favorite, but we're sticking with 18th-ranked Michigan State. The Spartans have what you need (big play QB and WR, 15 returning starters, solid defense, and a favorable schedule -- 8 of 12 games at home, no Ohio State or Illinois in the rotation) to make a BCS run.

  • Auburn Tommy Tuberville bristles at the idea of being on the coaching hot seat. His team beat then-No. 1 Florida and started the season 5-1, but then faded badly. The Tigers lost to archrival Alabama, lost their lead in the SEC West to LSU, then lost to North Carolina in the Peach Bowl. Tuberville canned his two coordinators, re-examined every detail of his program, hit the recruiting circuit and now says the Tigers are positioned for success. He likes this year's team a lot, and loves the potential of next season's roster. Tuberville doesn't make a habit of saying such things unless he knows something the poll voters don't. Look for a more physical, faster Auburn team. If the Tigers can handle an upgraded non-conference schedule (at USC, Syracuse), they'll do better than the seven wins of 2001 and the 2002 preseason Top 25 no-show.

  • Middle Tennessee State Andy McCollum has built a D I-A program basically from scratch and done it well. The Blue Raiders have a quality back in Dwone Hicks, an offense that was ranked fifth nationally last season and an improving defense. They play four SEC teams ('Bama, Tennessee, Kentucky and Vandy) this year, but here's guessing they'll beat at least one of them and scare the bejabbers out of another. Here's also guessing someone will make a run at McCollum at season's end.

    21. That the seven people with the most to prove this season are USC's Palmer, USC running back Justin Fargas, Miami running back Jarrett Payton, Texas quarterback Chris Simms, Nebraska quarterback Jammal Lord, Penn State coach Joe Paterno and Florida offensive coordinator Ed Zaunbrecher.

    This is Palmer's last chance to do something special. He has had his moments, but not as many as he and USC followers thought he'd have by now. Palmer had a great spring, but now it has to translate to fall.

    Fargas, a former national high school player of the year and Michigan man, has one season of eligibility left. He sat out 2001 after transferring from the Wolverines. A broken leg curtailed his career in Ann Arbor. Now he tries to re-establish himself back home in California.

    Payton says his father's death, injuries and a position change affected him. Duh. Now he's back from fullback to tailback and trying to make an impact.

    Simms has lots of great receivers to throw to, and no Major Applewhite on the sideline. Also, no more excuses.

    There isn't too much pressure on Lord -- only replace Heisman Trophy winner Eric Crouch.

    List the five winningest coaches during the last six years. JoePa isn't on it.

    Ron Zook is the front guy, but the real pressure will be on Zaunbrecher, who comes to Gatorland from Marshall, where the Thundering Herd put up numbers comparable to Steve Spurrier's legendary Fun-N-Gun offense. But Zaunbrecher knows the MAC isn't the same as the SEC. He knows this because he used to be an assistant at LSU. Florida fans are spoiled rotten when it comes to scoring points, so Zaunbrecher will have to produce with an offense that will feature more shotgun, more no-huddle, more rollouts, more running than Spurrier's.

    20. That no one will be able to adequately explain why the NCAA has a playoff system in place for Division I-AA, Division II and Division III football, but keeps stepping on its chin strap when it comes to a Division I-A working model.

    In fact, D-II commissioners recently proposed a plan that would incorporate bowl games as part of their playoff schedule. Yet, when the same thing is mentioned for D I-A, you can hear the shrieks from Pasadena to Miami.

    The present BCS format is in place through the 2006 bowl games. After that, who knows? Power broker conference commissioners such as the Big Ten's Jim Delany, Big East's Mike Tranghese, SEC's Mike Slive and ACC's John Swofford have already begun to do the think-tank thing and consider the possibilities: blow up the BCS, keep it and tweak it for the millionth time, return to the pure bowl system -- and the chaos that accompanied it -- or institute a playoff system.

    For now, the latest BCS "improvements" feature: the elimination of the margin-of-victory component in the computer polls, at least a 9-3 and a top-12 BCS ranking to qualify for a BCS bowl, and an adjustment to the quality-win status (you now have to beat a Top 10 team, rather than a Top 15 team to qualify). What the BCS should have done is establish an oversight committee of sorts to clean up the inevitable end-of-the-season BCS mess. But there wasn't enough of a consensus to do that, so now everyone sweats out another five months and hopes we don't get another Oregon-Colorado-Nebraska computer controversy.

    19. That George O'Leary will get a phone call from a major college program by season's end.

    George O'Leary
    George O'Leary has paid his penance and deserves another head coaching shot.
    You know the O'Leary story: Did a boffo job at Georgia Tech ... was hired by Notre Dame ... was fired by Notre Dame for screwing the pooch on his resume ... was hired by the Minnesota Vikings as an assistant coach.

    For now he's in football's Elba, but that won't last long. O'Leary has too many friends, is too good a coach, and has learned too valuable of a lesson to be on college football's outside looking in.

    "George O'Leary is a very dear friend of mine," says Maryland's Friedgen, "probably one of the most honest men I know. I would trust him with my life. I just think it's really a tragic story."

    O'Leary will do his time with the Vikings, rehab his image, and get another head coaching chance. He deserves it.

    18. That the 2002 national champion won't go undefeated.

    With the NCAA's blessings, most schools are playing 12 regular season games (cha-ching!). Florida State is playing 13 games this season. So is Maryland, Nebraska, Ohio State, Wisconsin and Virginia Tech, among others.

    The Cornhuskers could conceivably play 15 games in all (13, plus the conference championship game, plus a bowl game). Which once again begs the question: If college presidents are so concerned about the evils of a playoff system, the physical wear and tear on players, the trickle-down effect on academics, etc., how is it that Nebraska finds itself with a possible 15-game regular-season schedule, one less than NFL teams play? Why not play an 11- or 12-game schedule and then have a Football Final Four: four teams, three games, one champion? That would still be at least one less game than the Cornhuskers could play this season.

    "I think it would be kind of interesting to have a playoff," says North Carolina guard Jeb Terry. "I definitely think it would be worth the tradeoff. We played 13 (games last season). I think the length of the season doesn't matter. If we're not playing, we'd be working out."

    17. That by midseason you'll know these five names (NFL scouts will)

  • Hawaii guard Vince Manuwai
    Manuwai only gave up 5.5 sacks in 570 pass attempts last season. Is that any good? Everybody makes a big deal about McKinnie's no-sack season last year at Miami (and they should), but remember this: The Hurricanes attempted 375 passes, nearly 200 less than Manuwai blocked for. No wonder Hawaii's Mike Cavanaugh, as good a line coach as there is in college football, raves about the senior guard.

  • Utah offensive tackle Jordan Gross
    "A big-time player," says Utah coach Ron McBride. You'll get no argument here about the 6'5", 306-pound senior.

  • Auburn running back Carnell "Cadillac" Williams
    Williams isn't exactly a secret in the SEC, but he still flies below some of the national radar. He had a so-so start as a true freshman, but by the eighth game he was putting up 177 yards against Arkansas and 167 yards against Georgia the following week. Then he broke his left clavicle against Alabama and that was that.

    "There's not a lazy bone in his body," says Auburn's Tuberville. "If he stays healthy he'll be the best running back in our league -- him and [LSU's LaBrandon] Toefield. We'll be lucky to keep him after next year. If he stays healthy he's going to make a lot of money."

  • Florida State running back Greg Jones
    The Seminoles signed Parade All-American Lorenzo Booker, the supposed No. 1 tailback in the country, but he'll have to wait his turn. Ask FSU players who is ready for a breakout year and they don't hesitate: Jones. The 6'1", 243-pound junior is zero fun to tackle. Just ask Virginia Tech about their Gator Bowl experiences with Jones.

  • Louisville defensive end Dewayne White
    If he were at an SEC, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-10, ACC or Big East program, you'd know about him by now. But he's at Louisville, which means he's appreciated more regionally than nationally. That won't last long. The former running back was Conference USA's 2001 defensive player of the year, thanks partly to 15 sacks, second best in the country.

    16. That these five players will be sitting in New York City come time to pick a Heisman

    Trophy winner: Florida quarterback Rex Grossman, Oregon running back Onterrio Smith, Washington State quarterback Jason Gesser, Marshall quarterback Byron Leftwich, Miami quarterback Ken Dorsey.

    Our flyer picks if some of these guys flop (four of our five preseason 2001 Heisman choices didn't make it to NYC): Tennessee wide receiver Kelley Washington, Louisville quarterback Dave Ragone, Texas quarterback Chris Simms, Miami of Ohio quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, Iowa State quarterback Seneca Wallace and Ole Miss quarterback Eli Manning.

    Tommy Bowden
    Surprisingly, Clemson's Tommy Bowden is one of the names of coaches on the hot seat.
    15. That it might be in the following coaches' best interest to win plenty of games this season ... or else:

    Duke's Carl Franks, Baylor's Kevin Steele and Clemson's Tommy Bowden (normally you wouldn't stick Bowden on this list, but in this case you have to allow for the Clemson impatience factor).

    The weird part about Bowden's situation is that his old man could make things a little dicey for him -- that is, if Bobby Bowden's FSU team beats the Tigers Oct. 3 at Tallahassee. None of this kind of pressure is new to the Bowden boys.

    "They've seen me hung in effigy, seen my name on a sheet where it said, 'Bye, Bye, Bobby,'" says the elder Bowden, recalling his days at West Virginia. As for Tommy's fate: "I don't think they're ready to push the button."

    14. That for only the third time in the last 14 seasons, Tennessee won't have a running back who gains at least 900 net rushing yards.

    The program that gave you Travis Stephens, Jamal Lewis, Charlie Garner, James Stewart, Travis Henry and even Onterrio Smith -- before he transferred to Oregon -- has one of those happy problems: too much depth in the backfield.

    That means the Vols will try to turn the versatile Derrick Tinsley into a poor man's Josh Reed (another former running back) and use him out of the backfield, in motion, in the slot ... whatever creates a mismatch. Figure that most of the carries will go to the tag team of Cedric Houston and Jabari Davis, though UT coaches also say they're not going to redshirt heralded freshman Gerald Riggs Jr.

    13. That the 12-game regular season schedule is here to stay.

    12. That Duke will avoid surpassing Northwestern's record for football futility. Please.

    The Blue Devils are 0-23, and counting. Twelve more consecutive losses and they move to No. 1 on the list no one wants to lead: all-time longest losing streak in D I-A. Northwestern has 34.

    Duke's best chance to end the streak is probably Sept. 28 at Navy, which also went winless in 2001. But even that game isn't close to being a gimme. Navy has a new coach, a new offensive system in the triple-option and will have the home field. The Blue Devils, who have exactly one senior on the scholarship roster, will be playing their third consecutive road game in as many weeks. Plus, it will be the fourth game of a stretch that starts with Louisville, then Northwestern, then Florida State.

    11. That BMOC won't be the only one with some explaining to do when it comes to preseason predictions. A sampling:

    South Carolina's Holtz: Zook will win at Florida ("Florida's going to be Florida. When Bo Schembechler left Michigan, they didn't change helmets.") ... it's harder to win a national championship as an SEC member than any other conference ... Georgia is the best team in the league.

    North Carolina State quarterback Philip Rivers: Even though he's 20, married, just had a kid, goes to school and plays major college football, no, his life isn't going to change at all (Talk to us when the kid starts crying in the middle of the night) ... Florida State isn't back -- yet. ("Last year we showed they were vulnerable, it's not that they're unbeatable. It's definitely a wide-open conference.")

    Oregon coach Mike Bellotti: If Onterrio Smith can stay healthy and trouble-free, he'll attract a lot of attention ("A lot of people are watching, the NFL is watching. He's a person of interest."). Doesn't sound as if Smith will be returning for his senior season, does it?

    Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville: No way will the Tigers go in the tank, as they did in last season's 31-7 loss to 'Bama in the Iron Bowl. ("Obviously in this state, the one game that controls my livelihood [is Auburn vs. Alabama]. Our program is as good as it's been. It's going north, not going south. One of my assistants said, 'Coach, we on the hot seat?' I said, 'I might not be, but you are.' But that's a game we will play better than we did last year.")

    Wisconsin star receiver Lee Evans: If the rehab on his surgically repaired knee continues as planned (he tore his ACL in the spring game), Evans says he wants to be back, at the latest, for the first Big Ten game -- Oct. 5 vs. Penn State. ("I'm 80 percent physical [recovered], but I've got to be 100 percent confident.")

    10. That the media hack who recently conducted the following interview at the Big Ten get-together in Chicago is feeling a little silly.

    Hack: "Coach Turner, can you win the Big Ten?"

    Coach: "It's a lock."

    Hack: "Can you replace Kurt Kittner?"

    Coach: "Shoot, he was overrated. It was all coaching."

    Problem was, the coach was Minnesota's Glen Mason, not Illinois' Ron Turner.

    9. That Bobby Bowden will surpass Joe Paterno on the all-time victory list this season.

    Bobby Bowden
    Bowden usually finds the answers vs. the Irish.
    Bowden is tied for second with Bear Bryant (323), compared to Joe Pa's 327. With a 13-game regular season schedule, a likely bowl appearance and a roster good enough to make the short list of national championship contenders, we like Bowden's chances to close the victories gap.

    Paterno is coming off consecutive losing seasons for the first time in his 36-year career, but the 2002 Nittany Lions have the talent and potential to win at least seven, maybe as many as nine games -- depending on how Penn State handles things at Ohio State, Michigan and Wisconsin.

    No matter how it shakes out, neither of these guys is going anywhere.

    "It never pops into my mind," says Bowden, 72, of retirement. "I'd rather do this 'til I die. I hope I die on a football field." The only things that would cause him to leave: losing too many games, "or if I lose my desire."

    Meanwhile, Paterno, 75, says only incompetence or health problems would hasten his departure.

    "It's the way you lose," he says. "If I've lost control of the team ... disorganized ... these are ways I'd probably say I'd get out of this game, let somebody else take over. If I couldn't get up in the morning, go 14-15 hours a day, I'd get out."

    Fellas, trust us: there's no hurry.

    8. That the NCAA ought to listen to thoughtful, bright players such as Ohio State All-American Mike Doss.

    Doss could have stiffed college for the NFL, but stuck around for his senior year. But the NCAA should have heard him last spring during a speech class, when he advocated a monthly stipend for scholarship football players. His pitch: the NCAA, its member institutions, TV, advertisers, coaches ... everybody makes money off the players' sweat and blood except, well, the players. His financial remedy: $300 per month stipend.

    7. That few teams will play a more difficult schedule than San Jose State.

    The Spartans play 13 games in 13 weeks. They only have four homes games. They'll travel nearly 24,000 miles, including trips to Washington, Ohio State, Hawaii, and Illinois. Only one starter returns on defense -- a unit that finished 115th in total defense last season.

    And just when they think they have it tough, they can glance at their teammate Parry. Suddenly a road trip to Champaign won't seem so difficult.

    6. That the best games in September will be:

  • Sept 2 -- Auburn at USC (Critical opener for both teams).

  • Sept. 6 -- Hawaii at BYU (Cougars will never forget 72-45 whupping by Hawaii in 2001 regular season finale).

    Tommie Harris
    Oklahoma's Tommie Harris anchors what should be the best defense in the country.

  • Sept. 7 -- Alabama at Oklahoma (Tide better than you think; Sooners will make them prove it with defense for the ages).

  • Sept. 7 -- Miami at Florida (The Hurricanes come to town for the first time since 1986).

  • Sept. 7 -- Utah at Arizona (John Mackovic's improving offense vs. Ron McBride's defense-first mentality).

  • Sept. 7 -- Purdue at Notre Dame (Ty-Ball makes its home debut).

  • Sept. 12 -- Marshall at Virginia Tech (Big TV game for Leftwich).

  • Sept. 14 -- Georgia at South Carolina (Let's see if Holtz was right).

  • Sept. 14 -- Washington State at Ohio State (WSU's receivers vs. Doss).

  • Sept. 14 -- Texas at North Carolina (Mack Brown returns to Chapel Hill).

  • Sept. 14 -- Nebraska at Penn State (Todd Blackledge will remember the last time the Cornhuskers visited State College. The Nittany Lions scored on a last-second TD pass to beat Nebraska. That was the same 1982 season Penn State won its first national championship).

  • Sept. 20 -- UCF at Marshall (Central Florida makes its MAC debut).

  • Sept. 21 -- Florida at Tennessee (Miami and the Vols in the span of 15 days).

  • Sept. 21 -- Colorado at UCLA (Buffs try to go 2-for-2 vs. L.A. teams -- play USC on the 14th, Bruins the next week).

  • Sept. 26 -- Florida State at Louisville (Papa John's Stadium will be hotter than a freshly made pepperoni pizza [BMOC hoping for lucrative pitchman deal from Papa John's]).

  • Sept. 28 -- Duke at Navy (No further explanation needed).

  • Sept. 28 -- Michigan at Illinois (nice early season indicator of who has what).

  • Sept. 28 -- Nebraska at Iowa State (NU defensive coordinator Craig Bohl once said of ISU quarterback Wallace: "Geez, he's like trying to tackle the wind.").

    5. That nobody at Memphis is holding their breath for an Albert Means triumphant return.

    Means, who transferred from Alabama after it was revealed that he was basically sold out of high school to the highest booster bidder, was recently ruled academically ineligible this season. The much-heralded Means, a former Mr. Tennessee of football, played last season for Memphis and finished seventh in tackles. But his heart never seemed in it -- and his offseason conditioning and grades certainly reflected the indifference.

    Memphis and coach Tommy West took a high risk/high reward chance on the 6'4", 335-pound defensive tackle. There was a community fund-raising drive at the time to pay the rent of Means' mother. There were battles fought with the NCAA to waive the customary one-season penalty for transferring. Academic support was in place.

    Instead, the bizarre, sad saga has this for a likely epilogue: End To A Means.

    4. That in an effort to diffuse the controversy over Jill Arrington's provocative four-photo layout in For Him Magazine, CBS will institute a revised and stringent dress code for the network's female sideline reporters:

  • Absolutely no more than four (okay, five) blouse buttons unbuttoned during pregame and halftime interviews with coach.

  • Under no circumstances are high heels to be worn on Prescription Turf.

  • Clothing from the Raiderette Collection is no longer allowed.

  • If you must wear a tube top, please make sure it doesn't clash with Tennessee's checkerboard end zone.

  • Remember: Verne prefers earth tones.

    3. That new SEC commissioner Mike Slive will do more interviews in a month than he did in a year as Conference USA commish.

    You should have seen the poor guy at the SEC media days in Birmingham. There were about 525 hacks, and about 20 talk radio stations lined up on both sides of a hallway -- all yakking about SEC this, SEC that. Nothing against C-USA, but you could fit its media day contingent in a large service elevator.

    Slive is visiting each SEC school, spending about a day and a half on each campus. Smart idea, given that there are NCAA bonfires, brush fires, or internal investigations at Alabama, LSU, Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas and Mississippi State. No wonder ex-SEC commissioner Roy Kramer, who stopped by the media day festivities, looks 10 years younger.

    "We'll finish them," says Slive of the assorted controversies, "and put them behind us."

    Several close friends of Slive cautioned him against taking the job. It wasn't a good fit, they told him. But Slive liked the idea of being a major player, of effecting change, so he and his wife moved from their 34th-floor place in downtown Chicago to Birmingham. Of course, now that he's there, those same friends say not to underestimate Slive's intellect, his consensus-building abilities and his tenacity. Says Slive of the present mess: "I anticipate that we won't have these issues in the future."

    Sounds good. Now all he has to do is convince the rest of the SEC to play nice. Good luck. "He's fixin' to get a rude awakening," says one SEC coach.

    2. That the engraver will be writing these names at season's end:

    Heisman Trophy: Florida's Rex Grossman.

    No more Brock Berlin. No more Spurrier occasionally pulling him out of a game. A more confident, relaxed Grossman will put up enough numbers -- and victories -- to give him the Heisman edge over Oregon's Smith and Marshall's Leftwich.

    Eddie Robinson/Football Writers Assn. of America Coach of the Year: Joe Paterno, Penn State.

    It's called covering your bets.

    1. Fiesta Bowl Matchup: Oklahoma vs. Florida State (FSU wins it.)

    Other Eight: Tennessee, Michigan State, Texas, Georgia, Oregon, Miami, Florida, Colorado.

    Waiting list: Michigan, Washington State, Washington, Nebraska, Ohio State.

    Gene Wojciechowski is a senior writer at ESPN The Magazine. He can be reached at gene.wojciechowski@espnmag.com.



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