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Okay, now that our conscience is clear, we have three words for you on Super Sunday:

Take.

The.

Points.

Of course, if you're a seamhead, you already know that. At least you should. In the last 13 Super Bowls, the underdog has covered the spread four times. Each time it was after the NL won the previous World Series.

(Not that it matters, but, conversely, when the Junior Circuit takes the Fall Classic, Super Bowl faves are 7-0-2 against the spread.)

So this Feb. 3, the D-Backs = $$$. Colangelo knows it. Now you do too.

But you didn't hear it here.

This article appears in the February 4 issue of ESPN The Magazine.