Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2001


Poll Results

Last week, we looked at the best acting by athletes. This week, we're on the other end of the spectrum. Check out Page 2's choices for the 10 worst acting performances by jocks, and then click here to offer your choice.
10] Tonya Harding in her wedding night video
The word "love" just isn't in her vocabulary.
9] Shaq in "Kazaam"
Or "Steel." You make the call.
8] Dennis Rodman in "Double Team"
The Worm made Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Olivier.
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    Bud Selig and 'NSYNCAnd you thought Bud Selig was on a power trip when he decided to ax two baseball teams. Just imagine if Bud ran Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Disney, *NSync or even the United States. Page 2's Jim Caple imagined all of that ... and things got pretty scary. CAPLE: THIS BUD'S FOR YOU

    You know what Thanksgiving will be like at your house, with your crazy relatives and overdone turkey. But what is Turkey Day like in the homes of professional athletes? Page 2 cartoonist Kurt Snibbe envisions the holiday for Anna Kournikova, Kobe Bryant, Lamar Odom, Randy Johnson and others.

    Apparently, a couple of 49ers know Victoria's Secret. We couldn't figure out what two NFL players were doing in a Victoria's Secret store, so we asked you to help explain this week's Mystery Photo. We were flooded with more than 1,100 answers, but we're still a little confused.

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    Bret Boone, left, is a leading contender to win for the AL MVP today. Fourteen of our readers think the M's second baseman is also a good candidate for a lookalike for Creed lead singer Scott Stapp. Browse our archives of past pairs or click here to submit a future match for Page 2.

     

     

    They're the best teams in their respective sports, but the Lakers, Rams, 'Canes and Red Wings all failed to grab the top spot in this week's Page 2 Power Poll. See who did land our coveted No. 1 ranking for the week and where we placed the rest of the contenders.

    We sent the Sports Guy to Vegas for a week, and we're happy to report that he will be coming back. If you missed any of his odyssey in Sin City -- from his take on Casino Trash to his analysis of Rahman-Lewis to his look at the pre-fight hype and his rules for a Vegas trip -- then this is your chance to revisit his journey.



    NFL FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
    Thursday Packers 6½ Lions 46½
    Thursday Broncos 7 Cowboys 41
    Sunday Eagles 8½ Redskins 37½
    Sunday Titans 2 Steelers 34½
    COLLEGE FB FAVORITE LINE UNDERDOG O/U
    Saturday Miami (Fla.) 25½ Washington NL
    Saturday Stanford 7½ Notre Dame NL
    All Times ET -- Bold indicates home team


    Got a comment or question about something you've seen on Page 2? Here's your chance to sound off to the editors and columnists.

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    After his Bruins showed absolutely no heart against the hated Trojans, Page 2's Brian Murphy is singing the blues.
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    In his weekly letter from the Sunshine State, Page 2's Geoffrey Norman writes that Gator fans -- despite a 37-13 thrashing of hated FSU -- are loud, vengeful and really hard to please.
    unscripted 

      
    Only Page 2's Chris Connelly could find a way to link Mark McGwire, Paolo Rossi, Mick Jagger, Terrell Owens and many others in his weekly column.
    the heart-stealers 

      
    They're the men in sports that you truly want to avoid. They'll steal your heart and you'll never be the same. And Page 2's Ralph Wiley offers a complete list of 'em.
    mr. excitement 

      
    Page 2's Michael Malone hangs out in a hip lower East Side bar with a special guest -- Mr. Met.
    harry situation 

      
    In a Page 2 exclusive, Dan Shanoff has learned that Harry Potter plans to leave school early to turn pro.
    an ode to joe 

      
    Joe Torre has won four World Series, but Page 2's David Halberstam says the Yankee skipper has accomplished something even bigger than that -- making George Steinbrenner a good owner.