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Nov. 21-25, 2001


Poll Results

After examining Page 2's list of the 10 worst acting performances by athletes, our readers have spoken. Check out the users' reviews of the 10 worst acting efforts by athletes and vote in the poll to pick the worst of the worst.
10] Brett Favre in "There's Something About Mary"
"Favre has all the charisma of a totem pole."
9] Bart Connor in "Rad"
Duke Best: "is there anything that kid can't do?" Everyone on earth, in unison: "act."
8] Penny Hardaway in "Blue Chips"
"Anfernee's woeful performance made Shaq look like Olivier."
7] Dennis Rodman in "Double Team"
"Even the hair was tackier than normal -- doesn't that say it all?"
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