Call him smart or smug, just don't call him something as plain as Mike Martz.

A head coach who has led the St. Louis Rams to a 24-8 record over the last two seasons deserves a catchy nickname.

So in the latest case of The Berman Files we asked you to help us find a good moniker for the ringleader of the "Greatest Show on Turf."

We've received more than 800 e-mails with moniker suggestions. Check out the ideas below, and vote in the poll at right for the nickname you think fits Martz best.

	Martza, Martza, Martza won't work, so tell us what nickname is best for Mike Martz.

The Gateway Martz
David Norber
Des Moines, Iowa

On your Martz, get set, Touchdown!
Jason R. Stubbs
Oakland, Calif.

Thank you for shopping at KMartz
Jason Dalton
Andover, Mass.

Get S'Martz
With Special Agents 13 and 28, he can't lose.
Kevin Tlougan
River Falls, Wis.

Mission to Martz
... because he must have found this offense somewhere outside of Earth.
Anton
La Jolla, Calif.

The Million Man Martz
Rich
Charlton, Mass.

Right on the Martz
Gary
La Jolla, Calif.

Martz Madness
Molly Otteson
Columbus, Ohio

Mike Marky Martz
.. and his Funky Bunch, the Rams.
Chris Heroux
Boston

The Arch Enemy
Kent Loomer
Kihei, Hawaii

Mike Martzipan
How sweet it is.
Mike Rucki Bethesda, Md.

Mike "Found an MVP at the Quick-E" Martz
Michael Procton
Chattanooga, Tenn.

The Mad Flyentist
... because he keeps the football and his players flying around.
David Wilhite
San Jose, Calif.

Dr. Strangelove
Evil, warped from too many weapons at his disposal, and genius to a fault.
Anthony
Pittsburgh

The Guru of St. Lou
Craig Christensen
Tolland, Conn.

The Ides of Martz
Beware!
Jeff Bowell
New Jersey

The Man with the Golden Roster
Brannan Willson
Stinson Beach, Calif.

Martzstrodamus
Tom McCormack
St. Peters

Martza Martza Martza
Mike
Buffalo