Help us find a suitable nickname for St. Louis Rams coach Mike Martz.

Call him smart or smug, just don't call him something so plain as Mike Martz.

A head coach who has led the St. Louis Rams to a 24-8 record over the last two seasons deserves a catchy nickname.

So in the latest case of The Berman Files we need your help to find a good moniker for the ringleader of the Greatest Show on Turf.

In the spaces below, be sure to include your name and hometown, or we'll ignore you. Then, check back later this week, when we'll run the best of our readers' suggestions along with a poll to determine your choice of a nickname for Martz.

              Your Name: 
    Your e-mail address: 
City and state/province: 


Your nickname for 
Mike Martz and why: