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In less than a week, it went from being a done deal to a dead deal. Bill Parcells was supposedly signed, sealed and delivered as the next coach of the Buccaneers, but now he says he's retired for good. Page 2 tries to figure out if he means it:
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 "I'm definitely not going to coach anymore. ... Unless, of course, someone wants to pay me about a million dollars more a year than Spurrier's making." |
 "You know, Tampa Bay has just about everything but a Pro Bowl QB. ... If I could swing a deal for Drew, I might reconsider the Bucs." |
 "Geez, I forgot what a headache it was to work with prima donnas like 'She' and Key. ... I'm definitely staying retired." |
 "I was interested in going to the Colts until I found out this whole business about Indy moving to the AFC South. I just wanted the chance to whip Bob Kraft twice a year." |
 "All right, it's all settled. I'm definitely coming back. ... Tell LT to get in shape." |
 "I'm going to ESPN because I've always wanted to work with Boomer ... Or maybe CBS and my ol' pal Ditka ... But you can never rule out Fox." |
 "Gawd, that Belichick is a waffler. I hate guys who can't make up their minds." |