Michael Vick was faster than a speeding cornerback, able to leap over tacklers with a single bound while racking up 173 yds passing and 173 yards rushing.

Our dud usually this is reserved for a single player but the entire Arizona Cardinals deserve this selection for their 49-0 beating at the hands of the Kansas City Chiefs.

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