When you catch 12 passes for 123 yards and two touchdowns, you can sign anything you want. Terrell Owens can sign in as our NFL Stud for Week 14 after his game-winning grab helped the 49ers win the NFC West with a 31-27 victory at Dallas.

As for our NFL dud: Well, all the numbers were kind to Bill Cowher's Steelers ... except the final score. Cowher's boys outgained the expansion Texans 422-47 and allowed only three first downs. Still, Houston stunned Pittsburgh 24-6, thanks to three major turnovers by quarterback Tommy Maddox, whom Cowher elected to start over Kordell Stewart.

Larry Johnson, a cartoonist for the Boston Globe, is a regular contributor to Page 2.