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If the sweater didn't give him away, then the move to Texas probably did. Patient A is Texas Tech men's basketball coach Bob Knight.

If you couldn't figure that out, then you should be exiled to Lubbock as well.

Now, try your hand at guessing Dr. Melfi's next patient.

Patient B
A large, hairy, heavily muscled man, his arms virtually covered with tattoos, Patient B is obviously overcompensating for feelings of inferiority. He is practically addicted to a violent movie called "Braveheart," especially one scene where a Scotsman -- B could not recall his name, despite having watched this scene literally hundreds of times -- heaves a sword aimlessly through the air.

The patient also admitted that he is easily enraged, and that during these fits is prone to confuse a man's head with a football helmet. He keeps muttering the following phrase to himself over and over: "I thought he was going to break his freaking neck. I thought he was going to break his freaking neck." Seems like a good candidate for shock therapy, or at least massive doses of tranquilizers.

Click here to find out who Patient B is






 
    
 
 
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