The betting window is open for "The Page 2 Derby".
It's an impressive field for our final race, featuring the best animal names in pop-culture history. Bugs Bunny set a track record taking out Snoopy and company in the cartoon group. Nobody should worry about our friendly neighborhood gopher from "Caddyshack;" he is still doing alright. Spuds McKenzie advanced in a photo finish over the Budweiser Frogs. And Kermit proved it's a little easy being green against his multimedia brethren.
Our four champions are at the gate and await your vote, so don't miss out.
| Bugs Bunny |
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Caddyshack Gopher |
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Claim to fame: Wise-cracking, carrot-chomping figurehead
Strengths: Consistent ability to slip out of trouble
Handicap: Cross-dressing (for German opera send-ups)
Odds: 5-1
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Claim to fame: Foiled Carl the Groundskeeper at Bushwood Country Club
Strengths: Elusiveness
Handicap: Licensed to be killed by "Government of the United Nations"; Enjoys Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright"
Odds: 8-1
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| Spuds McKenzie |
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Kermit the Frog |
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Claim to fame: "Super Party Animal"
Strengths: Chick magnet; flexible enough to thrive at an outdoor tailgate party or packed bar scene.
Handicap: You drink from keg; he drinks from toilet.
Odds: 10-1
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Claim to fame: De facto leader of the Muppets; occasional news reporter
Strengths: A solid piece of tasty woman by his side
Handicap: It's not easy being green.
Odds: 10-1
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