Page 2 Derby: Win, place, showtime
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The betting window is open for "The Page 2 Derby".

It's an impressive field for our final race, featuring the best animal names in pop-culture history. Bugs Bunny set a track record taking out Snoopy and company in the cartoon group. Nobody should worry about our friendly neighborhood gopher from "Caddyshack;" he is still doing alright. Spuds McKenzie advanced in a photo finish over the Budweiser Frogs. And Kermit proved it's a little easy being green against his multimedia brethren.

Our four champions are at the gate and await your vote, so don't miss out.

Bugs BunnyCaddyshack Gopher
Bugs Bunny
Caddyshack Gopher
Claim to fame: Wise-cracking, carrot-chomping figurehead
Strengths: Consistent ability to slip out of trouble
Handicap: Cross-dressing (for German opera send-ups)
Odds: 5-1
Claim to fame: Foiled Carl the Groundskeeper at Bushwood Country Club
Strengths: Elusiveness
Handicap: Licensed to be killed by "Government of the United Nations"; Enjoys Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright"
Odds: 8-1

Spuds McKenzieKermit the Frog
Spuds McKenzie
Kermit the Frog
Claim to fame: "Super Party Animal"
Strengths: Chick magnet; flexible enough to thrive at an outdoor tailgate party or packed bar scene.
Handicap: You drink from keg; he drinks from toilet.
Odds: 10-1
Claim to fame: De facto leader of the Muppets; occasional news reporter
Strengths: A solid piece of tasty woman by his side
Handicap: It's not easy being green.
Odds: 10-1





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Page 2 Derby: Cartoons Region

Page 2 Derby: Sports Region

Page 2 Derby: Ads Region

Page 2 Derby: Multimedia Region

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