There's a lot of strange stuff happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter -- so Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	What's the skinny with Calista Flockhart? Well, things are getting serious with Harrison Ford.

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What the heck was 59-year-old Harrison Ford thinking when he started dating 37-year-old Calista Flockhart?

A. For the movie star who has everything ... a girlfriend you can carry around in your pocket.

B. "I'm not dating a woman half my age -- I'm dating a woman half my weight!"

C. You never know when you might need a toothpick.

D. Nobody's been able to say, "Oh, Indy!" like that since Kate Capshaw.

E. Inexpensive dinner date.

F. "What to do when your lady friend slips down the bathtub drain ... on the next 'Springer.' "