What the heck was Justin Timberlake thinking when he finally decided to break it off with Britney Spears?

	Maybe Justin just didn't like Britney's new hat.

A. "Have you ever seen how many groupies are stalking *N Sync? And trust me, those chicks don't say anything about being 'Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman.' "

B. "Every young girl eventually grows out of her 'Boy Band' phase, so I'd better hurry and dump her before she dumps me."

C. "If I told her once, I told her a thousand times: I'm terrified of snakes."

D. "When she looked me in the eyes and said, 'C'mon, what did you really think of "Crossroads"?' I knew I couldn't go on with this charade any longer."

E. "It was all good when she was our opening act. But now she's bigger than us ... US!! ... *N SYNC! ... THE GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE WORLD!"

F. "I began to notice how much she resembles a young Tawny Kitaen."