What the heck was Charlie Sheen thinking when he finally walked down the aisle last weekend and married actress Denise Richards?

	Denise Richards convinced Charlie Sheen to give up his bachelor days.

A. "People can doubt all they want, but I'm definitely a changed man. ... I'm cutting back to just one call to the 'escort service' per week (and two during the holidays)."

B. "When she told me I could display the Bill Buckner/Mookie Wilson ball on our fireplace mantle, I knew I'd found the right girl."

C. "When I saw the movie 'Wild Things,' I knew I'd found the right girl."

D. "The name is Sheen. Charlie Sheen."

E. "I still can't believe Denise is a nuclear scientist. She doesn't seem that smart."

F. "I give up. Wilt's record really is unbreakable."