The rhythm has got Mark Madsen once again.

What the heck was Mark Madsen thinking during his dance at the Lakers' victory celebration?

A. "Hey, if it helps me keep a roster spot and get a ring every year, I'll do the damn Riverdance if they want me to."

B. "I gotta force a trade to the Grizzlies or Bulls. I can't stand one more summer of this humiliation."

C. "After spending $8,000 and 11 months in dance school, I finally get a second chance."

D. "You try keeping a rhythm when some 7-foot moron keeps screaming, 'Can you dig it,' in the background."

E. "What the heck does 'bling bling' mean?"

F. "I was smart enough to get into Stanford. I was a college All-American. I played in the freakin' Final Four. But I'll forever be known as the second coming of Elaine Benes."