Hey, is that Bernie Williams and Kenny Mayne?

What the heck was White House press secretary Ari Fleischer thinking when he checked into his hotel under the name "Bernie Williams" while on his honeymoon on the Caribbean island of Nevis?

A. "I'm tired of explaining that C.J. Craig isn't the real press secretary."

B. "I just want to satisfy my wife's 'Doing it with a Yankee' Fantasy."

C. "And I'd like you to meet my wife, Venus."

D. "At least it's better than my Secret Service codename: Jung Bong."

E. "Love hath no fury like Helen Thomas scorned."

F. "This administration likes to hitch its wagon to winners, like the World Champion ... really? ... how long since they've won?"