What the heck was Kinks frontman Ray Davies thinking when he chased a purse snatcher near the French Quarter in New Orleans last weekend? (The thief shot Davies in the leg. He wasn't seriously injured.)

	Wouldn't you be scared if Ray Davies was running after you?

A. "I always thought my brother Dave would be the first person to shoot me."

B. "Let's see Mick Jagger do this. That bloody git runs like a girl!"

C. "I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when he squeezed the trigger tight he nearly broke my spine and put a hola .... H-O-L-A hola. Right in my thigh-ola."

D. "If this doesn't catch the attention of those wankers at 'Celebrity Mole', I don't know what will. I really need that gig."

E. "If Ozzy Osbourne thinks he can steal all the limelight by wrecking a bloody ATV, he's sorely mistaken."

F. "I wish he hadn't shot me. Michael Lewis and I had a cell phone stashed under a mailbox for after I caught the guy."