What the heck was Britney Spears thinking when she went through with a quickie marriage to a childhood friend at a Las Vegas wedding chapel?

	Another question: What the heck was Britney drinking that night?

A. "That's the last time I choose 'dare' in that silly game!"

B. "Damn it! I thought a 'quickie Vegas marriage' was another kind of shot."

C. "You know, that guy helping us fill out our paperwork at the license bureau was kind of cute."

D. "We got a little hot and bothered after we watched the Chinese table tennis team work out."

E. "Wow, Ashton's really waiting until the last second to stop this 'Punk'd' gag, but I'll be a good sport."

F. "A long time ago when we were just kids, we decided that if one of us was a multi-millionaire with a record deal and questions about our sexual identity when we hit 23, we'd just get married."