Case No. 34, John Madden
From the Page 2 mailbag

In welcoming John Madden to the Disney family, Page 2 wants to find the colorful color commentator an equally vibrant nickname.

So we've opened another case of The Berman Files, and we asked for your ideas to find a good nickname for the new member of the broadcasting team on "Monday Night Football."

We've received more than 800 e-mails with moniker suggestions. Check out the ideas below, and vote in the poll at right for the nickname you think fits Madden best.


John Madden
Help us find a suitable nickname for John Madden.
The Round Mound of Expound
Michael Modrow
Cedar Rapids, Iowa


The Madd Chatter
Cory Duncan
Concord, Calif.


Gobbles
Because his turkeys on Thanksgiving always have six legs.
Eric
Jacksonville, Fla.


Mr. Onomatopoeia
Patrick Guerin
Vienna, Va.


The Bus Boy
Steve Miller
Philadelphia


Milk of Maddenesia
Because Milk of Magnesia soothes your stomach when its upset, and he was hired to soothe the ills of the viewing public from previous hosts and lower ratings
Darryl Tolliver
Los Angeles


John "I'm" Madd-en "as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore"
With apologies to Peter Finch.
Pete Booker
Clarksville, Tenn.


The Gridiron Godfather
Dan Koskela
Sacramento, Calif.


The Mad Scribbler
Because he is always scribbling on my TV.
Kraig
Plum City, Wis.


The Sultan of Slobberknocker
Geoff Folsom
Copper Canyon, Texas


The Nomad-den
Because he keeps wandering from network to network.
Brit Baker
Austin, Texas


The Iron Madden
Paul V
Frederick, Md.


Bam Bam
Andy Luszcz
South Amboy, N.J.


The Blooming Onion
Because not only does he endorse the blooming onion at Outback Steakhouse, he looks like a blooming onion.
Bill Kirk
Philadelphia





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