Sammy Sosa
From the Page 2 archives: Sportoon: Stick a cork in it, Sammy 10 reasons Sammy did MLB a favor Hruby: Less filling, hits great	We all know what Sammy did when someone told him to "put a cork in it," so let's not even talk about the time he was told to "cut the crap."

Steve Bartman
Breaking news: The Chicago police dept. has just listed Steve Bartman as the No. 1 suspect in every unsolved murder in the city.	From the Page 2 archives: What the heck was Steve Bartman thinking? Bartman and Grady: The Sitcom The List: Baseball's most painful losses