Just call me Kobe Wan-Kenobi.

What was Kobe Bryant thinking when he went unrecognized during a long conversation with a woman wearing a "Go Kings" T-shirt as they both were leaving a Sacramento theater following "Episode II: Attack of the Clones"?

A. "This is really sad. It's almost enough to get me to take it easy on the Kings tomorrow. Almost."

B. "Is that a cowbell or are you just happy to see me?"

C. "I hope Madsen isn't still mad at me for making him sleep out all night for these tickets."

D. "After I delight the media with this story, I'll steal another page from MJ's book and come down with 'food poisoning' tomorrow."

E. "I really do look different with this new haircut."

F. "I still can't believe that ridiculous love scene where Anakin and Padame roll around in the grassy field. Man, George Lucas is really starting to lose it."