When good interns go bad, next on "Bill Clinton."

What was NBC thinking when it offered Bill Clinton his own talk show?

A. "Bimbos in blue dresses ... on the next episode of 'Clinton'!"

B. "Teenage drop-outs who actually did inhale ... on the next episode of 'Clinton'!"

C. "I slept next to a cold spouse for 21 years ... on the next episode of 'Clinton'!"

D. "Living with an embarrassing sibling ... on the next episode of 'Clinton'!"

E. "How to turn a $2,000 investment into a $1 million gold mine ... on the next episode of 'Clinton'!"

F. "We'll drive Jerry Springer off the air in less than six months."