... A touching, truly touching acceptance speech.

Now here to present the best dance performance in sports is former Laker Girl Paula Abdul.

The nominees are ...

	Mark Madsen Busted a move and busted us up at the Lakers' championship celebration last year.
	Bob Kraft While celebrating his Patriots' Super Bowl victory, he got jiggy with it and embarrassed every living white person.
	The Glazers and numerous coaches After dumping partner Tony Dungy, Malcolm Glazer (left) and sons Bryan (right) and Joel wooed, among others, Bill Parcells, Marvin Lewis, Steve Mariucci and Ralph Friedgen before settling on Jon Gruden for the big dance.
	Baseball's musical owners John Henry, top, bopped from the Marlins to the Red Sox, and Jeffrey Loria waltzed from the Expos to the Marlins all while telling us that it was completely on the up and up.