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Cap'n Jimmy's Fun Page
By Jim Caple
|Hey kids! Are you getting bored watching Tiger Woods win tournament after tournament? So are U.S. Open officials, who commissioned Jack Nicklaus and the folks at Treasure Island Mini-Golf Land to design this special 18th hole just for Tiger to play this weekend.
To further handicap him, Tiger must use a rusty putter and a green, red or blue range ball. But as long as he times the windmill blades correctly, we bet he still beats Phil Mickelson by two strokes.
Tiger must drive the ball off Bob Barker's forehead.
Shoot it through Earl Woods' gaping mouth.
Slip it under the Nike windmill.
Loft it over the All-Star Cafe Sea of Red Ink water hazard.
Bounce it off Casey Martin's golf cart.
Shoot it through the gopher hole that leads to the green.
Putt it into the crater of the erupting volcano.
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